BIRTHDAY STORY Queen X Rouxls <3

Story!

Rouxls had just carved his shop into the wall right next to swatches. Queen had come to check out what the heck was happening, and had found the love of her life. here is the story😝

Queen busted down the newly placed doors and yelled:

"WHAT THE FLIP (fuck) IS THIS?"

"Erm-"

"You Can't Just Carve A Shop Into My Castle???"

"Saideth who?"

"THE QUEEN???"

"Oheth.."

"Yes Female Dog (bitch)???"

"Err-"

Rouxls then pulled out a bouquet of flowers, stolen from her castle, and said this:

"Uh- could I be thine minion fore lifeth?"

He held the flowers up to her. Queen smacked them out of his hand.

"Tasque Manager, get him."

"WHATETH??"

Rouxls ran over or his lamp, and slammed the lamp shade on his head.

"Ah- Where Did Rouxls Go?"

Tasque Manager walked in and said:

"Where is this Blue dick?"

"Wdym Dick Have You Met Him"

"Yes he spread worms all about the castle! How do you not know this??"

"I Thought The Floor Was Just Being A Bit Squelchy"

"BITCH WHAT?? DID YOU JUST USE THE WORD SQU-"

"Tasque manger I need you to clean the left over worms off the floor I think I crushed em into the carpet"

Queen, Tasque manager and the suspiciously Rouxls shaped lamp all looked into the hallway, and to queen correctness, there were a ton of little pink splotches on the carpet, to which Tasque Manager let out a groan and a begrudgingly went to clean them, walking away.

As Tasque Manager walked away, Queen hoisted the rouxls shaped lamp over her shoulder, and went off to her room. Once she got to her room, she smacked it down and sighed heavy.

"Why Is This Lamp 260 Pounds Lmao?"

*time skip*

The lamp had been in queens room for about a week, and man was that lamp hungry. Queen brought some food into her room, and walked out of grab a drink, so now was the lamps chance to get some food.

He quickly ran over to the food, not questioning why it was a odd shade of green, and gobbled them down. From the taste he could tell they were darkner egg adjacent, but with a taste of... battery? Rouxls knew what those tasted like due to a strange dare.

After Rouxls had ate those he ran back to his place, and waited for queen to come back.

Queen walked into her room, and looked at the plate.

"Who The Flip (Fuck) Ate My Green Eggs Without Ham"

Queen used her loud speaker to call for a mouse check, and she started looking about her room. She picked up pillows on her couch, under her bed, and after she had checked about everywhere, she walked over of her lamp.

"WHERE IN THE POOP (Shit) IS THIS MOUSE"

She angrily lifted up the lamp, then the lamp shade, revealing Rouxls.

"Rouxls, Have You Seen My- HEYYYY"

As Queen was about to call Tasque Manager, Rouxls teleported away, scared out of his mind, he meant to teleport to his shop, but he seemed to teleport of a diffrent shop.

Rouxls teleported, and ended up in a heap of cardboard boxes.

Rouxls: "Bllurrgethhh.."

K_K: "hey guys come look!"

Sweet: "Who is that?"

Cap'n: "I have no clue man."

Part two. Boy Band.

Sweat Cap'n Cakes helped Rouxls up out of the pile of boxes, and introduced themselves.

K_K: "Heya blue dude! I'm cakes, or K_K for short!!"

Sweet: "I'm Sweet."

Cap'n: "And im Cap'n!"

Rouxls: "Urgg.. Thate tis cooleth. AHEM, my name is Rouxls Kaard! Certified Duke, Master puzzle maker, pussy catcher, and Lesser dadeth! Could thou helpeth me gete backe to the castle?"

K_K: "Sur-"

Sweet: "We Are not allowed there."

Cap'n "How much money you got?"

Rouxls: "Ermmm... 120?"

Cap'n "120 and I'll take you there😎"

Rouxls: "...100.."

Cap'n "FINE"

Rouxls: "Thanskest thine."

Cap'n and Rouxls headed out for the castle, eventually Getting there with small effort.

Rouxls: "Thankest thine!"

He handed over the money, and Cap'n hurried away whilst giving his condolences as well.

Part three. Getting back in.

Rouxls walked up to the castle, gently knocking on the door.

Swatch gently opened it, and as soon as he saw Rouxls started to close it.

Rouxls: "WAITETH!!"

Swatch: "Sorry sir, we have full capacity on annoyance, we hope you leave with joyance!"

Rouxls: "I SHALL...MAKETH UPE FOR MYNE SELFE!!"

Swatch: "Dear Hissy cat- ahem, I mean Tasque Manager does not a was by you here, we hope you can hear. You can attempt to rekindle with her, but I think it shall fall to shamble.

Rouxls: "JUSTETH LETE ME INETH PLEASE"

Swatch: "Fine have fun getting fucking beat."

Swatch let him in, and Rouxls walked back into the castle he kicked himself out of just a few hours ago.

Part 4. Rekindling fires.

A/n I shall be stopping here! I will finish it late tomorrow, but for now I'm tired. Have a nice night!

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