The Non-Believer

Chapter 6

a/n please read authors note at the end

"WAKE UP ZOE!"
"ZOE!"
"WHAT THE HELL ZOE?!"
I want it to stop. I want to sleep. It's Sunday. Maybe if I don't move they'll leave.

"Shh I have an idea." Some random deep voice says. Probably Holden.

"Damien what are you doing?" Everly whisper yells.

DAMIEN!? ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT THE SAME DAMIEN. JERKWALL DAMIEN.

Just as footsteps get lighter, one really stands out, as it comes closer. I take my leg, and kick him where the sun don't shine. I hear a groan, and open my eyes. Sure enough my eyes land on a pained Mr. Jerkwall.

"How did you do that?" Jerkwall says as he struggles to get up.
I smirk, as I reply.

"I hope you learnt your lesson: never mess with me when I am sleeping, if you want to protect your family jewels. Not that its worth any value anyway."
I hear the girls snicker behind me.

"What is he doing here?" I ask dragging the he a little out.

"He is my new neighbor." Zena says dragging out the 'he' just as I did. After hearing the news I mentally face palm. This dude better not ruin my Sunday. Not that he hasn't already. I don't want him ruining anymore of it. I'm surprisingly in a good mood today for a Sunday. I intend on keeping it that way before it's over, and I have to wake up early for prison.

"Okay well I'm up...unfortunately freakishly early." I say as I glance over at Mr.Jerkwall smiling smugly, while still on the ground.

"Zoe it's like 11:30 not that early." Eve states
I eye roll mentally because there's no way to explain to her about my love of sleep. I walk over to Jerkwall, and put one foot on his chest.

"Now that I'm up I want food." I declare
With that we all get working on pancakes, and waffles.

"Good work team, and let's eat!" I say in my 'Football Coach' voice. Basically a super deep voice with a hint of enthusiasm. I skip over happily to the kitchen, and get a jug of orange juice, and walk over to the table. I think I'm high on the aroma of perfectly smooth and golden pancakes. Just when I thought my day was okay it became a day with perfect pancakes, it took a plunge. Because Jerkwall here bumped into me, and spilled all the orange juice over my red tank, and the rest of my clothes. Thank The Lord it wasn't white. But now I'm fuming.

"What the hell man!"

"Sorry clumsy" he says scratching his neck. I kick his shin, and walk back to the girls with a pout on my face.

"Your extra shirt is in my room." Eve says with a sigh.

As I walk down the hallway I swear I hear all of them snicker. Oh they are so getting it. Back to attempting to have a good Sunday. I grab my oversized black, and white shirt, and slip it on. Usually when we sleep over, all of us just walk around with oversized shirts, we're all basically sisters so it doesn't matter, but because we have company we are fully clothed. Well except me who's gonna parade around in a oversized shirt, because Jerkwall just had to go be a jerk again. He's really living up to his name. A scowl makes its way to my face. First, when I reach the kitchen, I grab the the towel, and head to the dining room. I start cleaning the table spotless, because that's my job at sleepovers. I know we're losers we have jobs at sleepovers. My eyes wander to where Jerkwall, and the others are. They're watching tv in the game room. Walking over to the shouting I make my footsteps lighter. Not that I really need to, I doubt they can hear me over all the commotion their creating. Glancing around to find the light switch, I move my head back, and forth. Until.....bingo. On the far left of the room. Perfect. The others are watching a Netflix horror movie. I crawl behind the sofa, and make it to the light switch, and hit the lights. In that moment I hear mad high screams. A super girly one. Not from Zena, she doesn't show that she's scared, so she doesn't scream. Eve does but not that loud she more of a clinger. So that leaves one person. Mr. Jerkwall. I run over to my main target. Jerkwall. Obviously. And pounce on him, and say "boo" in his ear. Which only makes him scream louder. After that I tickle Eve. Her reactions comer out of a mix of laughter, and cries. Scary how she does that. Lastly, I attack Zena. Jumping on her back, I take away her beloved bracelet with an angle on it, which then causes her to bite my arm, but I still don't scream as I'm biting my lip. Then I jump off her back, and jump behind the couch, just when the lights turn on. "Perfect timing Zoe" I mentally pat myself on the back. I peek up from behind, and see them looking at each other scared, and shocked. Just when everything seemed to be calming down with them, I jump out from my hiding spot, and yell "BOOO!" mega loud.

Everyone jumps back about 3 feet.

"HAHAHAHAHA!" I laughed out loud really hard. I probably looked like a friggen tomato or something, my face was red, and I had tears streaming down my face. I can't believe they got scared over that. After composing myself, which took almost forever, I made my way to Jerkwall.

"See what you get for almost ruining my Sunday." I say poking his chest.
Then I turn around, and face the girls
"See what you guys get for laughing at my expense."
Then they all put their hands up in surrender. I let out a half hearted laugh. Just then my phone rings. Racing to the dining room, I pick it up.

"Hello, this is Zoe speaking, how may I be of service?" I say in a posh British accent. Or what I think of a posh accent.

"Why hello Zoe, I was wondering if you would do your dear best friend, Holden a favor, and hang out to today." Holden replies in a much better accent.

"Sure I'll be over in half an hour." I say deciding to drop the accent.
I was about to go to the game room to tell the others that I'm gonna leave, but I didn't have to. They had already heard the conversation.

"Holden?" Zena asks with an eyebrow raised.
"Yup!" I reply back, and say good bye to the others, while Damien....Jerkwall, I mean pesters Everly, who Holden is. Taking my damp clothes all the way home, I listen to my music, without any disruptions. Soon enough I get home, and jump in the shower. Once I'm ready I change into better clothes, eat a granola bar, and lock the house to set out for Holden, and I's secret spot.

A/N okay so sorry for the wait, and I'm actually really excited for the book because I have an idea which I think is gonna spice up the book......aaaaand I'm just super excited so yeah. I've been planning out this for awhile but finally got it. Man I'm super excited please comment, and vote.