Bat-Troll: The Series, Season 3

Hair-Jitsu

Poppy and Branch are on a hill with Trolls Critter-boarding down it.

Poppy: Well, Branch, you picked a beautiful day to learn how to Critter-board. Remember, flex and extend. Flex and extend-

Branch: Extend. Yeah, yeah. Can we go now, please? I wanna do a 360.

Poppy: A 360? Branch, you barely survived the bunny slope.

We go to the past where Branch is Critter-boarding and hits a bunny who crushes him with its carrot. Then we go back to the present.

Branch: Well, why didn't anyone tell me it was the most dangerous hill? Forget this.

He starts Critter-boarding down the hill.

Poppy: No, wait!

Branch: SHREDDING THE GNAR!

Poppy goes after him.

Branch: Yeah, that's right!

He goes up a hill ramp and does a 360-degree turn.

Branch: Impressive, I know.

Poppy: Branch!

Branch: Yeah?

Poppy: No, branch, Branch!

Branch: Yeah, yeah!

Poppy: No, tree branch!

Branch screams and moves out of the branch's way along with a tree stump. He then goes flying off a cliff.

Branch: AAAAARRRRGH!!!

He lands in a spider web.

Branch: Argh! Great. Saved by a spider web, which means I'll turn my head to find...

A Tarantacapuffacus roars at him.

Branch: Yeah... ARGH!

The Tarantacapuffacus gets closer to him as he struggles to free himself.

Poppy: Hey!

She gets off her Critter-board.

Branch: Poppy! No!

The Tarantacapuffacus gets off its web and gets ready to attack Poppy.

Branch: Why are you just standing there?! Save yourself!

The spider jumps to attack Poppy.

Poppy: All in good time.

She dodges the spider and whips it with her hair.

Poppy: Ya!

The spider jumps again and she stops it again with her hair. Then she does more attacks.

Poppy: Ya! Hi-ya! Hoo!

Branch gasps in amazement. The spider shoots spider thread at her.

Poppy: ARGH!

Branch: Poppy!

Just before the Tarantacapuffacus can eat Poppy, she breaks free.

Poppy: Hmph!

She punches the spider into the air with her hair and shoots a magic hairball.

Poppy: Hairball-duken!

She throws it at the spider and fireworks shoot in the air. Her watch then chimes.

Poppy: Hey, hug time!

Branch: Hug time? Poppy, what was that?

Poppy: What? You mean hair-jitsu? The antient Troll art of hair-fighting?