Unable To See In The Light

Limo

Charlie sat back in her seat in the limo. Luckily, after realizing her client messed up on TV, she was able to get out of the studio without much hassle. She was relatively calm.

Vaggie on the other hand, was staring murderously at Angel Dust while he fidgeted around with the window between the passengers and the driver. Angel finally realized the moth was staring at him.

"What?" Angel shrugged.

"What!? WHAT WERE YOU DOING!?!"

Charlie sighed to herself. Being blind was one thing, hearing her girlfriend being angry was another.

"What? I owed my girl buddy a solid. Isn't that a redeeming quality? Besides, my credibility was on the line."

"YOUR CREDIBILITY!? What about the Hotel's!? Your little stunt made us look like a FUCKIN JOKE!?"

Angel started chuckling. "No, no. Jokes are funny. I made you look… sad!"

Charlie felt even worse than before. So this guy she only knew for three weeks ruined her lifelong dream… and he wasn't even sorry at all.

Vaggie groaned angrily. "Can you just try to take this seriously!?!"

Angel chuckled. "Okay, just don't get your taco in a twist, baby."

Vaggie clenched her fists. "Was that you being sexist or racist?"

Angel scoffed. "Whatever passes you off more." Angel then smirked deviously. "Well, maybe calm down. I don't think your girlfriend can stand to SEE you upset."

Angel dissolved in laughter as Vaggie's blood boiled. "¡Si Charlie no te quisiera vivo, te habríamos matado ahora mismo!"

Angel understood enough Spanish to translate, so this made him laugh harder.

"Really!? Blindie Blondie is going to kick my ass? She needs help to find her way to the bathroom!" Charlie felt saddened by this, making Vaggie look at her sympathy. "I mean she's all 'I have three PHD's' this and 'I'm a licensed therapist' that." Charlie actually felt her blood boil, but kept herself cool. "Well, at least I can see. And believe me, Charlie, I pity you. You don't know what it's like looking at my fine body!"

Charlie sighed, before smiling. "At least I don't have to see your face when I talk to you." This was better than losing her temper. This made Vaggie laugh.

Angel gasped. "What's that supposed to mean? I'm flawless!! I get creepy fan letters and everything! I'd show you, but they're not in braille."

Charlie let out a sigh of relief. "Blindness has benefits." Vaggie laughed harder.