"do u know the answer?"[bsd textfic & fanfic]

"Seriously, it's about Miyuu."

Mori's POV:

~~~Can't u fuckers get along???~~~

Mori:
Guys, I have important news.

Dazai:
No one cares, kys.

Yosano:
no one cares, kys

Demon Child:
no one cares, kys!!!

Gin:
well damn-

Mori:
Seriously, it's about Miyuu.

Dazai:
Oh?

Yosano:
did something bad happen???

Demon Child:
is parent okay?

Weretiger:
Huh.

Gin:
Jinko, it appears we're the only normal ones here

Weretiger:
Yeah...

Mori:
Their birthday is soon, like 2 days soon.

Ranpo came online

Ranpo:
Don't worry about that, I already have a time, place,
and present picked out.

Dazai:
Damn-

Demon Child:
way to go Uncle Ranpo!!!

Gin:
"uncle"?

Ranpo:
Miyuu made me and Poe their kid's gay uncles.

Yosano:
I already knew that, keep up Dazai

Dazai:
😒

Demon Child:
erm, what the-

Miyuu came online

Miyuu's POV:

Miyuu:
what were u about to say, Yumeno?

My Child 5:
nothing

We Own The Night:
Good morning Miyuu!

Miyuu:
morning weretiger

We Own The Night:
Does no one call me Atsushi anymore???

Miss I Wanna Die:
I do! At-su-shi~

We Own The Night:
I changed my mind, call me Jinko.

Miyuu:
lmao

Hot Masochist:
so Miyuu, what do you like?

Sherlock:
Are you asking for their kinks, again???

Emo Girl by Machine Gun Kelly:
AGAIN?!?

Miyuu:
yeah, Yosano, chill

Hot Masochist:
I meant in general, damn, you guys are accusative

We Own The Night:
Well, u can't blame us.

Hot Masochist:
u too?!?

Miyuu:
I like money, coffee, plushies, and the color blue

Hot Masochist went offline

Miyuu:
what was that about?

Sherlock:
Your birthday.

Miyuu:
ohhhh

Miss I Wanna Die:
No point in a surprise party if it's not a surprise. 😞

Miyuu:
I hate surprises anyway

My Child 8 joined the chat

My Child 8:
surprise!!!

Sherlock:
And who added you?

My Child 8:
myself, I'm Baline Himitsu and I'm here to tell Miyuu
I accidentally burnt down a school again

Miyuu:
omggg Baline

My Child 5:
@Baline how many people died, was there blood???

We Own The Night:
I'm sorry, again?!?

Hot Masochist:
yeah, rewind

Miyuu:
Baline gets really bad ability malfunctions

My Child 8:
trauma is not "malfunctions"

Mister Mafia Boss:
What happened?

Miyuu:
Baline has an extreme fear of fire and it got
worse when they realized they had a fire
ability

Miss I Wanna Die:
Hmm. Hey kid, wanna help me burn something down?

Miyuu:
did u not hear a single thing I said???

My Child 8:
absolutely fucking not

Miss I Wanna Die:
I'll give ¥10000 ($65.36)

My Child 8:
maybe

Miyuu:
BALINE IM LITERALLY RICH

Emo Girl by Machine Gun Kelly:
what kind of kid r u raising?

Sherlock:
One that's bribed easily.

Miyuu:
shut up, u have a praise kink

Sherlock:
No I don't!!!

Miss I Wanna Die:
¥50000 ($326.80)?

My Child 8:
hell yeah! which building?

Miyuu:
Baline no

Miss I Wanna Die:
there's this big building in the center of Yokohama
burn it

Emo Girl by Machine Gun Kelly:
r u telling a kid to burn down the pm base???

Mister Mafia Base:
What the absolute fuck?

My Child 8:
headed there now

Miyuu:
Yumeno, you're my favorite again

My Child 5:
yay!!!

My Child 8:
I burnt it, cashapp me now

Miss I Wanna Die:
I changed my mind.

My Child 8:
well good thing I didn't actually burn it
fucking idiot

Miyuu:
Baline, you're my favorite again

My Child 8:
😌

My Child 5:
imma go kms

My Child 5 went offline

Miss I Wanna Die:
Oooh, let me help!

Miss I Wanna Die went offline

Miyuu:
well damn-