"do u know the answer?"[bsd textfic & fanfic]

port mafia mayhem

Unknown added you to "Be Gay, Do Crime"

"Huh, what's this gc?" Miyuu decided to study what they acted like before texting.

Unknown:
there I added them

Unknown:
That's not Kaji.

Akutagawa:
who the fuck did you add Higuchi?

Unknown:
i don't know

Gin:
hello? mystery person?

Miyuu: that'd be me, sup?

Akutagawa:
oh, it's the informant, Miyuu

Miyuu:
omg you remember me?!?

Private Number:
Ooh, I've heard of you~

Miyuu studied everyone's personality, racking through Akutagawa and Gin's memories to see who was who before smirking.

Miyuu:
ne, nice to meet you Mister Mafia boss

Miyuu changed "Akutagawa" to "Emo Boy by Ayesha Erotica"

Miyuu changed "Gin" to "Emo Girl by Machine Gun Kelly"

Miyuu changed "Random" to "Puss in Boots"

Miyuu changed "Private Number" to "Mister Mafia Boss"

Miyuu changed "Random" to "Emo Simp (me too tbh)"

Mister Mafia Boss:
Oh? You already know who I am?
Is it because of your ability?

Miyuu:
what ability?

Emo Simp (me too tbh):
does she actually have an ability

Miyuu:
*do they

Mister Mafia Boss:
I don't know. I was hoping me saying they
do would make them confess they have
one.

Emo Girl by Machine Gin Kelly:
nice to speak to you again, Miyuu.

Miyuu:
and you as well

Emo Boy by Ayesha Erotica:
how does Higuchi have your number?

Emo Simp (me too tbh):
the hell if i know

Miyuu:
It's more like i stole ur phone and managed
to make Higuchi a contact

Puss in Boots:
Who are you an informant for?

Miyuu:
anyone who finds me and hires me

Mister Mafia Boss:
And you get info on anyone? Even, to say, a
Hunting Dog or Terrorist?

Emo Simp (me too tbh):
that'd be stupid and life threatening, would
they be stupid enough to do that

Emo Girl by Machine Gun Kelly:
yes

Emo Boy by Ayesha Erotica:
definitely

Mister Mafia Boss:
Well would you?

Miyuu:
depends who it is and how much money
I'm getting for it