"do u know the answer?"[bsd textfic & fanfic]

I'm an informant, not an assassin

Miyuu's POV:

Hanako tried to make Miyuu take a break, but Miyuu was constantly out, looking for people with info. Miyuu sighed shakily as memories ran to them. Their head was throbbing, but did they care? Absolutely not. Their goal was to gain info for Ranpo. Most people had a random gap in their memory. They don't remember much before the ADA were on tv. Which was odd to say the least. Memories flew into their mind, useful memories. They froze in their tracks and quickly pulled out their phone.

~~~Sherlock Holmes~~~

Miyuu:
Fukuchi Ouchi

Sherlock Holmes:
What?

Miyuu:
he's the Decay of Angel's leader

Sherlock Holmes:
Huh.

Ah, shit. Miyuu bit the inside of their cheek. They have to tell Mori too. They began walking back to Hanako's house.

~~~Mister Mafia Boss~~~

Miyuu:
ne, good morning Mori

Mister Mafia Boss
It's not morning, but lovely to speak to you again.

Miyuu:
likewise

Mister Mafia Boss:
I'm assuming you have info about Fukuchi Ouchi?

Miyuu:
yep, you want the short version or extended
version?

Mister Mafia Boss:
Extended is preferred.

Miyuu:
you must fucking love making my life harder

Mister Mafia Boss:
You're not special. I fuck up everyone's life, as you
said in the main gc.

Miyuu:
at least you're self aware

Miyuu:
and I'm giving u the short version, the
extended version is his life story

Mister Mafia Boss:
Why bother ask me then?

Miyuu:
His ability is Mirror lion, which allows it's
user to enhance and increase the efficiency of
any weapon he holds by a hundredfold.

Mister Mafia Boss:
Oh, thank you for the info.

Miyuu:
I'm not done yet

Mister Mafia Boss:
My apologies.

Miyuu:
the other thing is that he's Kamui

Mister Mafia Boss:
He's the leader of Decay of Angel? How interesting.

Miyuu:
oh shit, I just gave u info about a Hunting
Dog, I'm not supposed to do that

Mister Mafia Boss:
Why not? Are they making you not tell anyone stuff
about them?

Miyuu:
yeah, and one of them has permission to
kill me

Miyuu:
good thing they're currently busy with the ADA

Mister Mafia Boss:
I thought you were friends with the ADA?

Miyuu:
you're mistaken. I'm not friends with any of
them except Ranpo, he's the best

Mister Mafia Boss:
Do you also have a favorite Port Mafia member?

Miyuu:
see, that's harder than picking an ADA
favorite

Miyuu:
but I'd probably say Higuchi or Chuuya

Mister Mafia Boss:
I'm hurt. 😥

Miyuu:
u shouldn't be

~~~Can't u fuckers get along???~~~

Miyuu:
hey hoess, how's being on the run?

My Child 3:
I'm really scared for Nii-San

Miyuu:
it'll be fine, Naomi, don't worry too much

Cherri Bomb ripoff:
it'd be really funny if they all get killed by the
Hunting Dogs

My Child 3:
😭

Miyuu:
seriously u balding bitch???

Cherri Bomb ripoff:
IM NOT BALDING FUCK YOU

Miyuu:
that's what someone who's balding would
say

Cherri Bomb ripoff:
I hope u die

My Child 4:
Miyuu

Miyuu:
yes my favorite 10 year old?

My Child 4:
how much can I pay u to kill Rintaro

Mister Mafia Boss:
You're so rude, Elise-Chan. 😥

Miyuu:
I'm an informant, not an assassin

My Child 4:
I'd pay u for it

Sherlock Holmes:
It'd be funny if u did

My Child 3:
Ranpo! Is Nii-Chan okay?

Sherlock Holmes:
I'm not currently with him, so I don't
know

Miyuu:
I told u he's fine, ignoring the fact he
got stabbed

My Child 3:
HES NOT FINE THEN

Mister Mafia Boss:
If Miyuu says he's fine, then he's fine.

Miyuu:
anyways, is Tanizaki trans? cause he
gives those vibes

Sherlock Holmes:
I'm like 75% sure he is

Miyuu:
*she

My Child 4:
go make theories somewhere else

Miyuu:
my bad Elise

Cherri Bomb ripoff:
u leaving then? thank God

Miyuu:
choke on my massive dick

Sherlock Holmes:
HSHAHAHAHSHAHA

Mister Mafia Boss:
🤣🤣🤣

My Child 3:
I thought u are non-binary???

My Child 4:
Oh my gosh, Miyuu slay! 😙💅

Miyuu:
yAaas 😙💅

Sherlock Holmes:
YASS 😙💅

Cherri Bomb ripoff:
imma kms