Remus was chillaxing in his bedroom one evening with a cup of tea and a good book: the very hungry caterpillar.
“Oh my, what a pleasant publication.”
The green clad man spoke softly before taking a sip of his herbal liquid. He was in a soft, velvet armchair with his leg crossed over his knee. He lowered his mug before gasping at the words he saw before him in the transcripts,”This dastardly insect has indulged too much! This book is not for me.”
Remus stood up and pranced out of the bedroom towards the kitchen where Patton was standing on his head.
“Ah, Bonjour mon cher ami!~”
Patton smiled from his upside down position.
“AHHHHHHHH FRENCH BEINGS!!!”
Remus screeched like a banshee and threw the book down rirbefore dashing out of the room
“Wow” said Ligahn as he took a cigarette out of hsiis moush.
Patton gave a small teeheehaha and hopped on his head to logai
Nakd eoomam has much public riceee 🍙 Patton looked down at it and grumbled “A MESS IS MADE HERE TODAY IN THE LOVING ROOM OF MY HOME!!! LOGAN WE MUST PUNISH HIM FOR TREASON!!!!”
Logaghn spawned the Queen of englands (RIP i cried /ref) crownmon hishead and noddded stiffly we musyt amputate hisi headdddddddddddd😨😨😨😨😨😨
Janus walked into the room angiangrilyly And sighed “WHY BE MY CIVIL PARTERSHIP PERSON BE SAD???”
Chip said janus quotientg the ajazing ohillips witer 🍟
Bo’’e a’’ wa’er said virginity was not a problem for at all and that the only way for to have children was for a 5child 98 under my own life to be a child of me so that makes sense to you both as I want you and your mum and dad too for you and you are always happy with your mum so much for you to have the day out with me so 😊 ❤️ ☺️ 😀 💙 💖 😊 ❤️ and I will be in the office tomorrow.
Oh my gollu godh /ref barry doeosnt havee ac!1!111111
ACT 1 SCENE 5 ROMEO AND JULIET MEET AT THE PARTY!! BARRY REMEMBER THAT!!! Rriririghttttt…
Sarah and duck *QUACK*
🦆
yummy said eoman
Logann has cried
Bee hive fell frokm seeling
“Oh dear.” Proclaimed Remus, the man clad in green stated in shookethness as he jiggled into the eroom.
I WANANNANA BEEE YOURESSS said the beees I HOLD EVERYRDOOR TO YOU HOW ARE YOIY I SAY IM FAN BUT SDAMN DAT AINT DE TRUUTH!11!1 ALL THUIS TIMEMEE IM STILL GUESSIIJGNI WOULD DIE JUSTSHIW ME ASIGN SMOKE SIGNAL SPLEL IT OUT FOR ME IM A LITTLE BOT FOTRN DO YOU WANNA BE MIEEIEIEIEIEIIEIEIEIENE BEUUUSC I WAAJAJAN BEE YOURES SMEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEEIIEENEEEE DONYOOU HEAR. ME YDOU HEAR ME MY LIFE IN CHAOSS AND DISORDEE MENEMORIESSE YORU COFFEE ORRDER SPILLING GUTS KKLE I WANNA DO TELL US THROWI3MEMRJNDIWMWJEJEJRJEJEJE JUST SHOWME A SIGN SEND ME A SMOKE SIGNAL BABY SHARK DOODODOSOSOSOSSOSOSOSOSODOO BABY SHARK DODODODODO DORA DORA DROA THE EXPLOREER PEPPA PIG OINK OINK DOODODODODODODOODODODO THIS ID DADDY PIG OINK! THIS IS MUMMY PIG! OINK OINK!! THIS IS GOOREGIE BIGGY! PEPPA PIG! OINK! I’m a little bit torn. Would you want to be mine? Because I’m, show me a sign. Send me a smoke signal. Spell it out for me. Torn~ do you wanna be mine? I wanna be yours <3 😍🥰 #streamyoursonspotifyrn Thoimas Standwrs <33333
Oi said Susan
Remus frowned in a little confusion and raised an eyebrow, “Yes…anyway, I think I would like To mention how we currently have Apis mellifera in our Lounge.”
STOPP DAMAMGING MY EYEYEYYEYE!Q! LOAGN SCREAMED IN ANGERNESE
STOP YELLING LOGAN!!! patton screeched Like a 🐸
turns breen
“AND THEREFORE,” Remus enunciates, “Why do Barry and Phillips call ViRgIl virgin? Thomas said that ‘why is that funny?’ We must respect the cool man’s wishes.”
“Yeah bruh” Thoimas Standers said floating down to the area like a guardian angel with a smile on his face. “Yes”
Logan passes Crofters jam and indroctinates him. Patron looks at Logan with a look of adoration and love.
They kids. They each poop out one.
OMG! They had kiddywinks
Weenedd to set a forest on fire as a genendee real! Patton smiled happy at the thoughth of the death that would occur.
OMG LOGn what do we name fhen now??? Patton spike excietly
“PHILLIPS.” Logan exclaimedI Ed happyil, “Barry is a stupid name but it’s funny to have one hated child and one loved child it’s like a 2018 Gacha story…” ONE’S 🥰
Patton chucjled evily i live gacha
The two new birn kiddywinks CRIED AND CRODE. Patton pickled up Barry anx threw him in the bin before coddling Phillips.
“Yippee yoopoie yiiopp-ee” said Pihllips, “I’m the best wirtiiter 👿😈”
Phillips did grabby hands towards the cat tats-illae book that Remus, the green clad man, had gently and pleasantly placed on his bedside table. (Get it right Barry🍑🍒🍆)
Remus bsbbsbdbs(Wow Barry, very mature.) He very demure said reooman.
“Let’s finish this yo up” said Phillips as it (Phillips uses it/its pronouns + Barry uses un/wanted pronouns) jumped out of ppaptttoons splatoooms arms and starts dancing to gangnam style.
He breakdances.
Why is the newborn baby dancing? biririgin askekd in skcicocifuzzlement.
오빤 강남 스타일
강남 스타일
[Verse 1]
낮에는 따사로운 인간적인 여자
커피 한잔의 여유를 아는 품격 있는 여자
밤이 오면 심장이 뜨거워지는 여자
그런 반전 있는 여자
[Refrain]
나는 사나이
낮에는 너만큼 따사로운 그런 사나이
커피 식기도 전에 원샷 때리는 사나이
밤이 오면 심장이 터져 버리는 사나이
그런 사나이
[Pre-Chorus]
아름다워, 사랑스러워
그래, 너 (Hey), 그래, 바로 너 (Hey)
아름다워, 사랑스러워
그래, 너 (Hey), 그래, 바로 너 (Hey)
지금부터 갈 데까지 가볼까?
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[Chorus]
오빤 강남 스타일, uh
강남 스타일
옵, 옵-옵-옵, 오빤 강남 스타일, uh
강남 스타일
옵, 옵-옵-옵, 오빤 강남 스타일
Eh, sexy lady
옵, 옵-옵-옵, 오빤 강남 스타일
Eh, sexy lady
옵, 옵, 옵, 옵
Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh
[Verse 2]
정숙해 보이지만 놀 땐 노는 여자
이때다 싶으면 묶었던 머리 푸는 여자
가렸지만 웬만한 노출보다 야한 여자
그런 감각적인 여자
[Refrain]
나는 사나이
점잖아 보이지만 놀 땐 노는 사나이
때가 되면 완전 미쳐 버리는 사나이
근육보다 사상이 울퉁불퉁한 사나이
그런 사나이
[Pre-Chorus]
아름다워, 사랑스러워
그래, 너 (Hey), 그래, 바로 너 (Hey)
아름다워, 사랑스러워
그래, 너 (Hey), 그래, 바로 너 (Hey)
지금부터 갈 데까지 가볼까?
Sung them all in happy unisin
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Chick-Litits in the name of the fanfic *ROLLS EYES* this is written by two amazing citizens~ :3 sanders sides one shots i hope you enjoy uwu will try and update as soon as possible buty school is hard TwT GO TEAM!!!!
