MY ¢RAZY, BEAUTIFUL LIFE

High $chool. More like $igh$chool!

I'm really excited about this book! I really hope you guys like it! Love ya! XOXO

Camryn: *reaches for his phone to turn off the alarm* UGH!!
Martha: Camryn wake up! *goes to open the curtains*
Camryn: Oh God! That's bright as hell! Martha, who told you to open that? Are you trying to blind me?
Martha: Your father told me to wake you up no matter what I had to do!
Camryn: Where is he?
Martha: Oh you know I'm scared of him! I don't know! *leaves room screaming*
Dad: Why does she do that every time I walk in the room? Whatever! So are you excited? It's your sophomore year!
Camryn: Yea a little bit!
Dad: Well you might as well get happy about it because you have 180 days to go and May 30th is so far away.
Camryn: Shut up!
Dad: *chuckles* Love you kid!
Camryn: Hate you too!

*starts to get ready, throws on a pair of glittery cheetah Louboutin sneakers, ripped light colored skinny jeans, and a tan colored crop top, and puts a nude Givenchy purse on his arm then walks downstairs*

In the Kitchen------------------------------

Camryn: Good Morning!
Caden: Mornin' Cam.
Camryn: Ew! Your so boring. Who wears a baseball tee with khaki shorts and converse on their last, first day of school?!
Caden: Exactly! It's my senior year! Who cares?!?
Camryn: Whatever!
Dad: Your not gonna grab anything to eat?
Camryn: Dad! I'm on a no bread diet! All I see on the table is bread!
Caden: What are you taking about? There's pancakes, waffles, muffins, there's more than just toast.
Camryn: Dumbass! Those are all bread-type foods. Plus I'm getting Starbucks on the way.
Dad: Well you two better start moving! You don't want want to be late for your first day of school!
Camryn: I don't mind!
Caden: Me neither!
Dad: GO!
Camryn: Bye dad *gives him kiss*
Dad: What is that?!?
Camryn: Oh calm down its just a belly button piercing!
Dad: When did you get that?!?
Camryn: When I got my nose pierced?
Dad: When did you get your nose pierced? You know what, never mind!
Caden: There's a lot of things he doesn't tell you.
Camryn: Just like how you didn't tell dad you took out his Ferrari and wrecked it! Oops!
Caden: CAMR-
Dad: You what!?!
Camryn: Bye Dad!
Caden: I'm gonna kill you!
Dad: No! I'm gonna kill you!
Camryn: *leaves out the house and gets in the car and heads to school*

At School-------------------------------------

Welcome to Beverly Hills High School! Where one bad selfie can put you at the table with the geeks from Chess Club. Ah! I kinda missed it. But -

Camryn: UGH! Did you just burp in my face? You know the polite thing to say is excuse me!
Skater Boy: Nope! Ha! *walks over to his friends*
His Friend: Nice one Bro!

Inside------------------------------------------

Principal Redford: *talks on the intercom* Welcome back Eagles! All freshman head to the small gym to pick up your schedules. Sophomores and Juniors go to the large gym for your schedules. And all seniors head to the auditorium for a "Senior Year" presentation. Thank you!

All the freshmen look so scared. I hope I didn't look that scared last year. I was still cute though!

Camryn: *sees EJ* Hey Bitch!
EJ: Hey Girl! Looking fab! I absolutely love the Loubs! And that Bag! That doesn't come out till Septermber!
Camryn: I know! My dad pulled some strings! You look fab too! But why a fur vest? You do realize it's like a 100 degrees outside... And we live in LA!
EJ: I don't let the weather ruin a cute outfit! God damn it's hot in here! *fans himself with his schedule*
Camryn: *rolls his eyes* Do we have any classes together?
EJ: Lets see!

*they compare schedules*

Camryn: Nope! Ugh that sucks! Well bye babe, gotta head to first period! YAY! *sarcastically*
EJ: Bye bitch! *air kisses*