MY ¢RAZY, BEAUTIFUL LIFE

Why i$ he here?

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That Evening--------------------------------

Camryn: Hey daddy! *walks into his office*
Dad: Hey Cammie! How was your day?
Camryn: Great... because of you!!
Dad: Oh yea. I got an email saying that you spent almost 500 grand at some jewelry store.
Camryn: What? *innocently*
Dad: Don't give me that! So let me see!
Camryn: Your gonna love it! *reaches into bag and pulls everything out*
Dad: Wow! That's a lot of diamonds!
Camryn: I know! *squeals*
Dad: So what does this outfit for your birthday look like?
Camryn: Daddy it's gor-geous! It's a champagne color. And it has a long, poofy train! It's a two piece -
Dad: What?
Camryn: A two piece.
Dad: So your stomach is gonna be showing?
Camryn: Yes daddy! I have to show off the 18 carat belly button ring Kate Middleton sent me as an apology for not being able to make my party.
Dad: Actually we need to talk about this piercing!
Camryn: Huh! What? The signals is bad in here! I think I'll here you better in my room! *starts backing out the room*
Dad: We're not done talking about this! And dinner is in 15 so start getting ready. Your brother is brining one of his friends over, so be on your best behavior!
Camryn: Gotcha! *winks at him then goes up stairs*

At dinner-------------------------------------

Camryn: *goes in to dining room*
Caden: Hey Cam.
?: Hey Camryn.
Camryn: Hey - Johnny?
Johnny: Hey!
Camryn: What is he doing here?
Dad: Camryn be nice! This is your brothers friend.
Camryn: Caden! Why is he here?
Caden: Well after you guys got into that fight and I took him home and we starting talking and now we're kind of a thing!
Camryn: God! Will you fuck anything that has a pulse?
Johnny: You know I'm sitting right here, right?
Caden: Just because you haven't had sex in forever, doesn't mean I can't.
Dad: Camryn, you've had sex?
Camryn: I'm done with this conversation! *sits quietly*
Dad: So Johnny... do you plan on getting serious with Caden?
Caden: Dad!
Camryn: *mocks* Dad!
Caden: You know your really being a bitch right now!
Camryn: At least I'm not fucking the school slut!
Dad: Enough! Camryn go to your room!
Camryn: Fine! I was done with this dinner 2 minutes ago! *gets up from table then stomps up the stairs*

*goes to his room*

Camryn: *calls EJ* Girl!!
EJ: Girl what! I'm in the middle of Teen Wolf!
Camryn: Girl guess who's sitting in my house as we speak!
EJ: Who?
Camryn: Johnny!
EJ: Girl what! Oh Teen Wolf can wait!
Camryn: I'm so pissed with my brother right now!
EJ: Girl! You better - *yells* YES! Girl my dad is calling me! I think he just got our phone bill! Bye!
Camryn: Boo you whore! *hangs up*

*later that night*

Camryn: *gets a call from Jacob* Hello?
Jacob: Hey sexy! What's up?
Camryn: Nothing. Why are you up so late?
Jacob: Well I just wanted to talk to you. I didn't really get a chance to today. So how was your day?
Camryn: It was good until dinner came around!
Jacob: What happened?
Camryn: My brother betrayed me!
Jacob: Don't let him ruin your day. Your too cute to be upset. It's actually really cute when your mad.
Camryn: Shut up! You get on my nerves!
Jacob: You know you love me.
Camryn: Yea whatever!
Jacob: So your friend EJ...
Camryn: Yes, he's a mess!
Jacob: He's kinda funny! But that whole "Jamryn" thing he was talking.. how do you feel about that?
Camryn: I don't know! What do you think about "Jamryn"?
Jacob: Well what if "Jamryn" went on a date? Tomorrow after school!
Camryn: Yea. I'd love to.

*they talk on the phone until they fall asleep*

The next day at lunch-------------------

Camryn: Hey guys!
EJ, Camryn, and Roxy: Hey!
Camryn: So Roxy how was it with your dad last night?
Roxy: Ugh! I had to sell one of my Birkins last night!
Camryn: Poor thing!
Roxy: I know! I made sure to bubble wrap it before I sent it off. I also did a background check on the new owner!
Camryn: Good! A Birkin needs to be handled with care!
EJ: Morgan guess what happened last night!
Morgan: What?
EJ: Camryn comes downs stairs for dinner to find Johnny Dampeer sitting at the table!
Morgan: Did you Lysol your seats after he left?
Camryn: I was too disgusted to walk back in there! Oh! But here's the best part! My brother is screwing him!
Morgan and Roxy: What?
Camryn: I know!
Roxy: How could he do that to you?
Morgan: I know! Y'all have the closest relationship!
Camryn: Oh he's ruined that. This morning he offered to give me a ride to school and I walked right past him like I didn't hear a thing!
Morgan: Good for you Camryn!
EJ: Well you always got me to confide in Cammie!
Morgan: Me too!
Roxy: Me too! Maybe can go shopping to relieve some - oh yea I forgot!
EJ: *sips his water*

After school----------------------------------

Jacob: Hey cutie! I haven't seen you all day! *gives him a kiss*
Camryn: *kisses back* Hey! So where are you taking me?
Jacob: It's a surprise, come on!
Camryn: I hate surprises unless it's diamonds, Louboutins, or Birkins!
Jacob: Well it's none of those but you'll love this!

*get in car and go to ?*

Jacob: We're here!
Camryn: We're at a junkyard!
Jacob: Just come on!
Camryn: Okay! *follows him*

*they get to the surprise*

Camryn: Aww! You set up a picnic?
Jacob: Just for you babe!
Camryn: That's so sweet! But why in a junkyard?
Jacob: Because, who wants to go to a park for a picnic when you can go to a junkyard and watch cars get crushed!
Camryn: Any normal person!
Jacob: Well I'm not normal.
Camryn: Yea, your crazy!
Jacob: Crazy about you!
Camryn: *blushes*
Jacob: Come on, let's sit down!

Brenden's POV-----------------------------

*doorbell rings*

Mrs. Pattillo: Hi Johnny!
Johnny: Hey Mrs. Pattillo! How have you been?
Mrs. Pattillo: I've been good! It's nice seeing you again! Are you and Brenden back together?
Johnny: Kinda. Is he here?
Mrs. Pattillo: Yea he's upstairs in his room.
Johnny: Okay. *goes to Brenden's room*
Brenden: What are you doing here?
Johnny: Oh, so your not excited to see me?
Brenden: Yea I am but I'm just confused on why your here.
Johnny: Well I thought you needed some comfort after you broke up with Morgan.
Brenden: How did you know that we broke up?
Johnny: Brenden. I have you on a leash. I know everything your gonna do before you even make up your mind.
Brenden: So I'm your little toy?
Johnny: Duh! So what does that mean for us?
Brenden: What do you mean?
Johnny: Are we back together?
Brenden: That just depends on what you came here to do!
Johnny: I wore no underwear just for you!
Brenden: Perfect! Easy access!
Johnny: So?
Brenden: Johnny Dampeer, will you please be my boyfriend?!?
Johnny: Yes! I thought you never ask. *straddles him*
Brenden: Woah!
Johnny: Shhh! *starts to give him a hickey*
Brenden: *moans*
Johnny: *undoes Brenden's belt then starts to go down on him*

After they have sex----------------------

Brenden: Sit at lunch with me tomorrow. I wanna show you off to the school.
Johnny: Only if we can go for round 2!
Brenden: *kisses him*

Camryn's POV------------------------------

Jacob: So what's it like being a celebrity's kid?
Camryn: I mean it's okay. It has it's perks.
Jacob: Like?
Camryn: Being able to get an appointment anywhere regardless if they're booked or not.
Jacob: Wow! I want to be you when I grow up!
Camryn: *laughs* So what about you? What's it like to be a normal kid?
Jacob: Normal, I guess. I can go to the mall without being mobbed my paparazzi.
Camryn: I want to be you when I grow up!
Jacob: *laughs* So what do you really wanna be when you grow up? Besides a professional shopper!
Camryn: *sarcastically* Damn it, you knew exactly what I was gonna say! *normal voice* I don't know to be honest. I'm a model, so maybe I'll just do that for the rest of my life.
Jacob: So it's true?
Camryn: What?
Jacob: Your a Victor's Secret model?
Camryn: *smiles* Yea.
Jacob: Wow! I can say that I've kissed a supermodel!
Camryn: Make sure you tell E! News first!
Jacob: *laughs then lays down on the blanket*
Camryn: *lays beside him*
Jacob: *puts his arm around him* Your not like the other guys I've dated.
Camryn: So we're dating now?
Jacob: You know what I mean!
Camryn: *laughs* So how am I different?
Jacob: I feel like I can be myself around you. I don't know.
Camryn: I feel the same way. You wanna know a secret nobody knows?
Jacob: Yea, what is it?
Camryn: I can fit my entire fist in my mouth!
Jacob: Oh I have to see this!
Camryn: No!
Jacob: Yes! You wanted to tell me! Now you gotta show me!
Camryn: Fine! *puts his fist in his mouth*
Jacob: That's crazy!
Camryn: Okay I told you my secret, you tell me yours!
Jacob: No!
Camryn: Yes! You wanted to tell me! Now you gotta show me! *mocking Jacob*
Jacob: Fine! I have a foot fetish!
Camryn: What! *laughs* Are you serious!
Jacob: Yea! *laughs*
Camryn: Well I'll make sure I wear my Prada sandals tomorrow!
Jacob: Please do!
Camryn: *laughs then lays his head down on his chest*
Jacob: *kisses his forehead then they both fall asleep*

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