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These next few chapters will be about Camryn's $weet 16! Vote, Comment, and $hare!

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Saturday Morning
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Camryn: *walks into dads room and starts jumping on the bed* WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! *yells*
Dad: *yells* ENOUGH!
Camryn: *plops down laughing*
Dad: What are you, 5?
Camryn: No! *yells* CAUSE I'LL BE SIXTEEN IN 13 DAYS!!! AND GUESS WHAT CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY?
Dad: What? *rolling his eyes*
Camryn: MY LICENSE!!!!
Dad: Oh God! I pray for everyone else on the road!
Camryn: *rolls eyes* Now get up, go get ready, cause today we're going car shopping!
Dad: You forgot the "s" on cars! *gets out of bed*

An hour later--------------------------------

Dad: *yells* CAMRYN COME ON!
Camryn: *yells back* IM COMING! *comes down the stairs*
Dad: Yay! Your stomachs covered up!
Camryn: You'll see it at my party! Which car are we taking?
Dad: The Bentley. Go sit in the car. *throws me keys* I have to grab my wallet.
Canryn: You'll definitely need that today! *walks to garage*

*pull into the parking lot*

Dad: We're here! *gets out*
Camryn: *looks into rear view mirror*
Dad: *opens Camryn's door* You ready?
Camryn: *gets out* Yea.

*walking to the door*

Camryn: Dad, don't say a word! Let me do all the talking!
Dad: Shouldn't I be the one saying that? *pulling open the door*
Scott (Car Salesman): Hi! Camryn and Ervin Newton in the flesh! I'm Scott, I talked to you on the phone!

Scott is super cute! But he's clearly in his 20's and I'm just a little under aged!

Dad: Yes! How are you! *shakes his hand*
Scott: Good! *to Camryn* I've seen you in magazines but in person you are -
Dad: Still 15, so hands off!
Scott: So what brings you guys here today?
Camryn: Well my Sweet 16 is coming up and -
Scott: You need a set of wheels.
Camryn: Exactly!
Scott: Do you have any cars in mind?
Camryn: Yes! A G-Wagon and a Range Rover.
Scott: So two cars?
Camryn: Maybe three! *looks at dad*
Dad: Definitely a negative!
Scott: *laughs* Lets go take a look at that G-Wagon!
Camryn: Yes! *follows him*

In the car lot--------------------------------

Scott: So here is the 2015 Mercedes-Benz G-Wagon 550.
Camryn: Oh my God, daddy I'm in love!
Dad: How much?
Scott: Starting price is $115,400.
Camryn: I want this one!
Dad: Well let's explore our options. We're in a lot with hundreds of cars!  Let's look around.
Camryn: Okay.

*about 20 minutes later*

Dad: Aha! Now that's a car!
Scott: That's the new BMW 4 series.
Camryn: Ummm no!
Dad: What's wrong with it?
Camryn: It's just not giving me.. *snaps* life!
Scott: *mocks Camryn* Its not giving him life! *snaps*
Camryn: Oh my god! I'm think I'm about to cry! *runs to a car*
Scott: Ah! The Range Rover Autobiography!
Camryn: This is it! This it it!
Scott: Do you wanna take it for a spin?
Dad: N-
Camryn: Yes! My license came in the mail this morning!

*they get in the car a take a test drive*

Dad: How much?
Scott: It can range from $70,000 to $200,000 with modifications.
Camryn: Daddy can I get it? *getting out of car*
Dad: We'll discuss this at dinner tonight!
Camryn: But dad!
Dad: No buts! A car is a huge purchase and your only 15 -
Camryn: But I'm gonna be 16!
Dad: Well your not yet! Thank you for your time Scott!
Scott: No problem you call me anytime!
Dad: Sure thing!

Back at home------------------------------

Camryn: *walks into the house and into the kitchen*
Dad: So your gonna have an attitude about this?
Camryn: *ignores him*
Dad: Camryn, you know that I love you. And I'd do anything to make you happy but a car is a huge purchase! And your too young to be driving $100,000 cars! That BMW was a nice car!
Camryn: But I don't want a BMW! *walks out of the kitchen*

Dad's POV-----------------------------------

*in his office*

Caden: Hey dad!
Dad: Hey Cade!
Caden: So did it work?
Dad: Yea! He's pissed! He threatened to never come out of his room!
Caden: So when are you gonna call them and tell them what he wants?
Dad: Right now. Did you clean the baseboards?
Caden: No. *whines*
Dad: Go do it then! Stop your whining!

*on the phone with Scott*

Dad: Hey Scott!
Scott: Hey Big E! How did he take it?
Dad: He said he's never coming out of his room again.
Scott: *laughs* So what are you gonna get?
Dad: I want the G-Wagon and the Range Rover. Fully loaded!
Scott: Sounds good! And what colors?
Dad: I don't know, he keeps talking about this black paint. It's really dull and -
Scott: Matte.
Dad: Yea, that's it!
Scott: Okay, we can do it!
Dad: Perfect! And I also wanted to get him a third car.
Scott: *scoffs* Why couldn't I be born Camryn Newton? *laughs* So what kind of car?
Dad: A Lamborghini Aventador Roadster. A red one!
Scott: Good pick! Is that all?
Dad: Yea, I thinks that it!
Scott: Well the total is gonna be $834,762.13.
Dad: God! These kids are costing me an arm and a leg!
Scott: *laughs*
Dad: Okay, I'll bring the check by tomorrow.
Scott: Okay, see you then!

Camryn's POV------------------------------

Camryn: *gets text from Jacob*
Jacob: Hey babe!💜
Camryn: Hey.😐
Jacob: What's wrong?
Camryn: My dad told me I couldn't get the cars I wanted!
Jacob: Aww it's okay baby, I'm here for you!👬
Camryn: Can I come over?
Jacob: Sure. I'll come get you.

Downstairs-----------------------------------

Dad: I thought you were never coming out of your room.
Camryn: If your lucky I'll never come back home!
Dad: Where are you going?
Camryn: Anywhere but here!
Dad: Well tell Jacob to drive safely!
Camryn: How did you -
Dad: I was a teen once too.
Camryn: Well, bye.
Dad: Love you.
Camryn: *ignores him and walks out the house*

*in the car*

Camryn: Hey.
Jacob: Hey. *kisses him* You ready?
Camryn: Yea. *turns on radio and Style by Taylor Swift starts to play*

*at Jacobs house*

Jacob: You have to be quite because my parents are asleep!
Camryn: Okay! *laughs*
Jacob: *opens the front door*
Chloe: Where were you?
Jacob: What the fuck?
Camryn: *screams*
Jacob: Why aren't you sleep?
Chloe: I not 7, you know! Hi Camryn!
Camryn: Hey Chlo!
Chloe: So what are y'all about to do?
Camryn: Netflix and chill.
Chloe: Eww. Don't make a lot of noise, I'm watching Orange is the New Black!
Camryn: No promises! *pulls Jacob by the hand up to his room*

*in his room*

Jacob: So what was that all about?
Camryn: What was what about?
Jacob: "Netflix and chill".
Camryn: Your so nasty! Stay off of Twitter!
Jacob: *laughs* So you were serious?
Camryn: Duh. *turns on tv* Help me pick something!
Jacob: Put on a scary movie.
Camryn: No! I hate scary movies!
Jacob: Come on! I'll order a pizza and I'll let you hold my hand the entire time!
Camryn: Fine! But make sure it's pepperoni, thin crust!
Jacob: Um.. I'll order pepperoni deep dish from Dominos!
Camryn: I'll start to bloat!
Jacob: Who cares! *calls Dominos*

*During the movie*

Movie: Come out little bitch! *girl screams*
Camryn: *screams*
Jacob: *laughs* It's not even scary!
Camryn: Turn it off! *starts hitting him in the arm*
Jacob: Okay! Okay! *turns off tv* There, you happy?
Camryn: Yes! *cuddles under him*
Jacob: Your such a baby!
Camryn: No I'm not! *whining*
Jacob: Your my little baby. *stares into his eyes*
Camryn: *kisses him* Your breathe taste like pizza! *laughs*
Jacob: Do you want me to go brush my teeth?
Camryn: No. I like it! *laughs then kisses him*
Jacob: *kisses back and starts rubbing his butt*

Hahahaha!! I cut it off before they started getting it on! I'll be writing more before I leave for Baltimore! I love all of yall! Vote, Comment, and Share!!! XOXO

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