Kumagawa and Nyx stared at the beaten, and very turned on, Darkness with blank looks. Beside them, Kazuma held his head down in shame.
Truly, they were used to her tastes that seem to transcend any capacity of coherent thoughts she has. Still, it was embarassing to be associated.
But apparently, Walter didn't see that in the scene of the blushing and hard breathing woman in front of him. In fact, he looked to be quite moved.
Walter:...I give up. It's my loss.
Walter dropped his sword, much to Darkness's confusion. It seems her feelings were shared by the people watching the fight.
Darkness:Eh?
Kumagawa:[Oi, oi, what's this? What's this last minute win? Pity? Hey, is that pity? How lame! What shitty writting! This should never make it to Weekly Shounen Jump!]
Nyx:Boo! Refund! Refund!
Kazuma:You didn't even pay anything...
Nyx:Ah, my apologies...I shouldn't have said that. It must be quite scarring for you, isn' it? You must have asked for a refund from the gods many times, haven't you? For your existence, that is.
Kazuma:Hey, what's with this sudden attack!?
Kazuma cried out in outrage at Nyx. The Primordial Goddess still held her hand over her mouth with a pitying look directed at Kazuma, yet it was obvious she was grinning ear to ear.
Walter:Even if I win with my skills in swordmaship, I was no match for the strenght of your heart...You're a very strong person.
Darkness:....What? It's over already? How boring...Go train and then come back.
Walter:Pfff....Ahahaha!
This reaction seems to have deepened Walter's feelings of admiration. Darkness is the one to have been thrown around in this fight, yet it looks like he's the one that hit his head a bit too hard.
Walter:I've totally lost to you, Lalatina-sama...I really have fallen for you.
Kumagawa:[Is it something in the air that I don't know about?]
Nyx:Poor boy.
Kazuma:His mental health will be missed...
The three onlookers shared their pity for Walter. Although it was his fault more than anything.
Darkness:But if we end things like this I won't be satistfied. Then...
Darkness glanced at the group. Her eyes fell on the most sadistic person she knows.
Darkness:Come, Kumagawa! Let Walter see the way you fight!
Kumagawa:[Oh?]
Walter:I'd sure like to see it too. The way of fighting of the man that Lalatina-sama trusts so much.
Walter leaned over the wall to watch the fight. Having come to a decision, Kumagawa picked up the wooden sword he was offered.
Kumagawa:[Nyx-chan, we might get that refund after all.]
Nyx:Ruin her, Master...Or don't. She's most likely to enjoy that.
Kumagawa:[That is the eternal controversy with masochists...]
Kumagawa walked over to Darkness as casual as ever. Darkness held her own wooden sword raised against her incoming enemy.
Darkness:Now, come at ne with everything you've got, Kumagawa! I've been waiting! I've been waiting to fight you for once! Show me just how inhuman your black heart truly is!
Kumagawa:[Haha, you sure are in high spirits! Let's have a fair fight!]
And then Kumagawa swung his sword at the ground. Once the impact hit the floor dust was thrown forward, right into Darkness's face.
Darkness:Ah!
Kumagawa:[Just kidding.]
In the next moment Kumagawa was behind Darkness. The handle of his sword hit the back of the Crusader's head, knocking her over.
Darkness:Kyah!
Kumagawa:[Why would I give a fair fight when I had to witness such a lame show? Honestly, you're the worst main character I've ever seen. And that's saying something at how much manga I read. Ah, but we're still camarades that are in the same party. So, I'll let you hit me too in return.]
Darkness finally managed to get up. She held her sword firmly.
Darkness:Here I come!
Darkness swung her sword at Kumagawa who stood still over and over again...Only to miss each and every swing.
Kumagawa:[Just as I thought.]
Darkness:Kyah!
Kumagawa's sword struck Darkness's legs. She failed to reposition herself, resulting in her falling on her back on the floor.
Kumagawa stepped in her stomach, effectively keeping Darkness down. With this, he began using his wooden sword to hit Darkness's head.
Kumagawa:[You can't aim to save your life. No, I guess that's not right. You wouldn't even try to save your life, would you? Really, you only choose this job for pleasure. Ah, but don't worry. You make for a half decent human shield.
Darkness:Such humilation...To be keept on the dirty floor...Beimg stepped on...All while Kumagawa abuses me both verbally and physically...This is the best day ever!
Kumagawa:[Well, I'll stop once I manage to bonk out your horniness. Or once you get enough brain damage that you can't even move propely. Whichever happens first.]
Darkness:Please do so! If you could, call me a sow as well!
Walter watched this frozen in fear. Even though Kumagawa performs such an act of violence and spews such poisonous words, his cheerful tone and smile reamins the same.
Walter:He...He's a demon. He's not slowing down at all.
Kazuma:No, I'm sure even demons would cower away from him. But, well...This actually pretty normal.
Kazuma really pities Walter. The nobleman had fallen in love with the wrong person.
He guessed most girls would dream to have a guy like Walter. But he knew that Darkness isn't most girls.
Looks and smarts weren't something Darkness was interesed in. What she'd be focused on is the other party's personality, and her tastes were questionable to say the least.
Kazuma imagines that rather than an loving and nurturing guy like Walter, Darkness would prefer someone aphatic and capable of unspeakable cruelty. He guessed the crusader would prefer that the person to also bot be afraid of admitting their sexual desires, but rather shout them out loud.
Wait a minute...Doesn't that mean that Kumagawa is practically Darkness's dream man!?
Nyx floated closer to the battlefield. Seems she had arrived at a similar conclusion.
Nyx:Let me help you, Master...This worm sewms to need more of an incencitive.
Darkness:Nyx will join in my humilation...Even better!
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A minus's chaos upon this wonderfull world
FanfictionKumagawa Misogi has died. This was not a new occurance, however being in a completly white room with a jersey wearing normal and a blue themed self-proclaimed goddess was.
