A little touch of fancy [Saiki Kusuo x Reader]

Extra Story #2 The Psychic trio

Inside Saiki's and Y/N's favorite cafe, Saiki is sitting in their usual spot and across him sat Aiura.
His coffee jelly arrived and Aiura snapped photos.

"That's a surprise. I didn't expect you to have a sweet tooth" Aiura then fiddled with her phone afterwards. "It was so hard to get you here alone"

"Yare Yare. She's out with Kokomi and Chiyo today. Did you turn into a stalker now? Didn't you predict that?"

"No. When it comes to predicting where Y/N is, my crystal ball is empty. It's like she is immune to me. Remember last time when that crazy woman stabbed her? While you were panicking, I tried my crystal ball and whatnot ritual but it didn't work. That's why I had to slap you out of your thoughts. I can only see her aura" Aiura placed her chin on her palm as she watch Saiki eat

"So it's not only me huh?" He said as he munch and savor the coffee jelly.

"What do you mean?" She asked

"Some of my psychic powers doesn't work on her" He replied

"Huh seriously? She truly is peculiar" she leaned back on her seat.

"Why did you come here anyway"

"I just want to know some stuff about her. What she likes or so" She then intertwined her fingers and laid her elbows on the table. "So, tell me all the deets"

Saiki stopped eating his coffee jelly and his face turned serious.

"No."

"Straight up no? Why? Are you afraid I'd steal her from you."

There was a slight pause before he picked up his coffee jelly again.

"No not at all"

A light bulb lit up in Aiura's head as she just found a way to tease Saiki. But just before she started, Toritsuka slammed himself against the window just where Saiki and Aiura sat. His lips were pressed on the glass and his eyes widen in shock. He then recovered himself and hurriedly entered the cafe, striding towards the other two.

"Saiki! How dare you cheat on Y/N?!" Tortisuka yelled. Luckily they're the only ones in the cafe so they won't be disturbing anyone.

"I'm not" Saiki sips his cup of water

"Im just here for my darling—"

"DARLING?! How is that not cheating?! You literally called him darling!! Saiki, you are my friend but I don't support this nonsense" Toritsuka took his phone out, prepared to send a message. Saiki then drained his battery

"What the hell are you saying I am asking Saiki to tell me stuff about her!" Aiura said "We're great friends but I wanna surprise her for her birthday or Christmas or whatever. I haven't had much conversation about stuff she loves. Anyways, what does a loser like you want from Saiki?"

"A loser? Are you hearing this Saiki?!" Toritsuka looked at Saiki who flicked his finger. Now both their mouths are covered with towels to shut them both up.

"Be quiet" Kusuo then said

"Why are you gagging both of us??" Toritsuka looked intensely back and forth on Aiura and Saiki

"Isn't this bad? Won't he find out about your powers?" Aiura then thought

And so, Saiki explained.

"WHAT?!" Both yelled at the same time.

"Why does he know about it?'"

"You told her your powers?"

Once again, they yelled at the same time.

"Shut up. It was better to tell you both than have you suspect me. After all, you two have abilities which makes it impossible for me to hide from you"

"You have abilities?!" Toritsuka looked at Aiura shocked.

"There is no way an ordinary person besides being a pervert would have a special ability" Aiura spat at Toritsuka

"Believe me. Nothing about him is ordinary"

"Shut up. I'm a spirit medium. I can prove it"

And so the two continued bickering. They bickered about who has a better pyschic powers and then how the other is not needed in the psychic trio.
Saiki who tried to escape the arguing stood up to go and pay then leave. But then, he saw something he dreaded the most.

An insect. Or more specifically, a cockroach.

"It's a cockroach!" Toritsuka yelled

"It is! But what's the big deal?" Aiura asked with a worried look on her face.

Toritsuka's face turned smug. "Idiot. Saiki hates bugs so much he'll crap himself"

"No I don't!"

"All right. Whoever kills it will be Saiki's sidekick" Toritsuka then prepared himself. He turned to a an empty space and started speaking. "All right, who is good at catching bugs?"

An invisible force entered Toritsuka and he then tried to take the cockroach by hand but it got away. It went towards Aiura who had bug spray prepared... but then cowered away.

"I can't do this! I hate bugs too!!" She turned away and started whining.

"Seriously? You're running away?" Toritsuka mocked

"Why don't YOU do something about it?" Aiura yelled.

Then they heard a loud smack. They turned to look at who it was and it was Y/N who's other hand was carrying grocery bags while the other with a rolled up magazine and between the wall and the magazine was a squished cockroach.

Mr. Manager then came out to see the commotion. "Ah thank you Y/N and I'm also sorry. I even set up bug traps last week but these pests are persistent" He bowed down.

The three were gathered with Aiura and Toritsuka baffled
"Looks like we'll settle this later" Toritsuka uttered

"Yes I guess so" Aiura replied back

Saiki was glad it was Y/N

"You're now my sidekick"

"Huh? What sidekick?" Kusuo took the grocery bags from her and ordered another coffee jelly and another dessert she liked. 

"Don't think too much of it" Saiki told her as he led her to their usual seat.

Toritsuka and Aiura followed them and got something for themselves as well. When they got their orders, Toritsuka and Aiura watched as Saiki watch Y/N eat with a pleased smile on his face.

Toritsuka then gestured for Aiura to lean in as she is sitting next to Y/N while Toritsuka with Saiki.

"Seeing Saiki like this is weird" He whispered

"What do you mean weird? Sure it's unusual, but its actually really sweet. You'll never understand because your brain is in your b*lls" Aiura whispered back.

Though the whispering weren't exactly unhearable, Y/N and Saiki chose to ignore them.