Where did he go? I haven't seen him for hours! I swear, he's gotta be back soon right? Oh, wait, he's back! I heard the front door! ...huh. Why isn't he going in his room..? Oh, there he is! Time to have some fu- oh, wait. Nah, not yet. I'll just watch him for a bit. He's so hot when he's crying, am I crazy for saying that? I don't care if I am, honestly. He's so pathetic, and I love it. I just want him so bad, I mean, I don't even know how he's not picking up on me trying to get with him, I mean, how doesn't he get it? Should I just tell him? Oh wait- oh, the kid's here now.. wait. Oh yeah. I forgot that I told him I wanted his dad. I mean, he was sleeping ASS UP. I want a piece of that. BAD. You'd never notice normally, but that man doesn't just have the cake, not the bakery, he has the whole baking INDUSTRY. GOD DAMN. I don't just want that, I NEED THAT.
you know what. I got an idea.. I AM gonna get a piece of that, but maybe make it even better!