Author's note: hey guys! Soup here! I know chapter six is absolutely something else, but for those looking for a chapter that wasn't written when I was half asleep, here ya go!
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I have been watching this pathetic little man cry for the past 20 minutes, it's adorable, sure, but it gets boring after a while.. I would just come out... NOT LIKE THAT!! .. but the thing is, his child just came in. I think I'm going to wait a little while longer, just to see if he'll leave after a moment. I want to speak to him alone this time, and I dunno, date or something..? I mean.. he's hot, how could I ever deny that? He's pathetic, and I love that. It's so cute. Honestly, I think I should tell him.. but where's the fun in that? But.. maybe? No no no, it'll be a lot more fun to just do it my way! I know exactly what to do, I'll make him my host, he'll have to love me then, right? Eh, I'm sure it'll work out just fine. He'll love me, I just know it!
He just walked out the room, this is my chance!! I get out the closet and grab a pen and paper. Hm.. what should I write? Ohhh I know exactly what to write. This'll totally get my point across. Now, we wait. I'm just gonna hide in his closet until he gets back and reads my little love letter~!
