Shimazaki : Happy Hategiving's, who made these greens yo?
Toichiro : Me.
Shimazaki : hu- who?
Toichiro : Me.
Shimazaki : Who made-
insert vine boom
(The ultimate 5 jaws dropped to the floor. They were gonna die tonight.)
(Shimazaki asked again, painfully dying inside.)
Shimazaki : Who made em..?
Toichiro : Me.
Shimazaki : You- you- made em- (He gagged.)
Shimazaki : You made- aw shit.
(Hatori lied in the floor, peter position. Minegishi was floating to heaven—or hell. Shibata was already passed tf out.)
Shimazaki : aw shit we dyin bru goodnight (he clasped his hands in a praying position.)
Serizawa : ..what did you put in this?
Toichiro : dust and coffee. Its a good combo. Though for shimazaki, he seems like hes gonna die any second.
(A tear escaped through shimazaki's and serizawa's eyes.)
Serizawa : Boss..
Toichiro : hm?
...
Serizawa : This tastes LIKE SHIT.
(He got flung in the wall after.)
(serizawa will remember this.)
* Tape cuts *
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Mk but i feel like toichiro would know how to cook despite his arrogant ahh behavior ignore this (this took me ATLEAST 10 minutes to make stfu)
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