Elder Kai finally wrapped up and I could FEEL how much stronger I am than before. Is this how Gohan and Co. just walk around feeling constantly? I mimicked Gohan and released my energy the same way she did, and we were looking at each other impressed. That is until a cool idea popped into my head.
"Fusion is a thing I remember Piccolo mentioning. You wanna fuse with me Gohan?" I asked her looking myself over.
"Before marriage?" She asked laughing.
"I mean I really like you so I don't see why not." I said playing along.
"Yknow what, sure." She said to me.
"If your parents find out we fused they'll kill us." I said to her laughing.
"So we'll just keep this our little secret." She said with a wink.
"If you two could stop make innuendos about fusing, put these on opposite ears of each other. Just be careful because you'll stay like that forever. (Little does he know)"
"Spending the rest of my life with her/him AND a massive power boost that'll be more than enough to kill Buu? Count me in." We said in sync.
"If I didn't know better I'd assume you two are already fused." Supreme Kai said with a chuckle before handing Gohan and I his earrings called potara.
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Goku
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I was holding off Buu as a super saiyan three until someone landed in front of me. He looks kinda like Y/n in Gohan's gi if his hair was the same as hers.
"WOAH YOU'RE STRONG, WHO ARE YOU?" I asked the person.
"I am the fusion of Gohan and Y/n, you can call me F/n (fusion name). We'll handle this. Go find Vegeta and find out how to fuse from Supreme Kai, just in case." The fusion said turning to me causing me to fly off and get Vegeta from the afterlife.
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F/n pov
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I tilted my head at Buu. This thing's what was gonna kill all of us? Really?
"You strong, who you?" Buu asked.
"I'm the one who'll make you feel the fear you've made everyone else feel." I said taking a stance.
"Uhhhh what was that thing he used called? OH RIGHT. Kamehameha!" He yelled before firing a pink kamehameha at me causing me to simply smack it upwards.
"Here, I'll show you how to REALLY do that." I said cupping my hands at my side.
"KAMEHAMEHA!!!" I shouted blasting the evil pink thing.
I smacked Buu around for a while until I got bored and realized this is taking zero effort. Oh well, may as well have fun considering I have all of Gohan's abilities too.
"HYAH" I shouted before turning super saiyan.
"WOAH YOU CAN DO THAT TOO? But you're already stronger than Buu, this isn't fair!" Buu shouted.
"And you're stronger than all the people you've killed already and the ones you will kill. What's fair about that!?" I asked before going super saiyan 2.
"WOAH, YOU SO STRONG! I'll just be good then so you don't beat me up anymore." Buu said.
"Good. Oh, you're friends with Hercule right?" I asked him earning a nod.
"Okay great, then go find Hercule at his house and live with him. That way you get to spend the rest of your life with your best friend (funny he should say that)." I told him earning another nod before he flew off. I'm gonna trust him, but if I sense anybody die near wherever his power is I'll handle him myself.
After Buu went off I felt for Piccolo, Trunks, and Goten and flew to where they were before landing.
"Hey guys." I said earning confused looks from all of them.
"Who are you? Your energy is like my sister's but you're a dude." Goten said.
"Technically I am your sister, and her boyfriend at the same time." I said grinning before flicking him in the forehead like I remember Gohan doing to him.
"WOAH, YOU TWO FUSED?! But you don't have the clothes, what's your secret?" Goten and Trunks asked causing me to laugh.
"Let's see, you two do the metamoran fusion dance and end up in the clothing they usually wear right? Well we fused the way Kais do, which fuses your clothing as well." I explained earning a look of realization from the two.
"Woahhhhh, you two are the strongest now!" Trunks exclaimed.
"The strongest until Chi-Chi finds out her daughter is her son that she's never met before. Then we'll have our work cut out for us." I said with a chuckle.
I conversed with the kids some more and afterwards mustered the course to run into Chi-Chi. I mean technically I'm meeting her parents, but at the same time I'm introducing my boyfriend to my mom, geez.
I flew home and landed at the front door, took some deep breaths, and opened the door only to see none other than Chi-Chi at the stove.
"Hi mom." I said before transforming to attempt at helping this easier for her.
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?" She yelled at me. Okay well I dunno what I expected to happen honestly.
"Let's see, the best way I can explain this is that I'm Gohan. Gohan and my other half fused to fight against buu and we won, unfortunately fusion is permanent." I explained to her making her calm down, until her fear turned into rage.
"AND YOU DIDNT THINK TO TELL ME!?" She yelled.
"In my defense, the options were you and Bulma lose your husbands forever or have like joint custody if it was marriage, or your daughter turn into your son through a different method than how that usually works." I explained earning an angry sigh until she walked up and smacked me.
"That's fair." I said.
"So what should I call you? If I just call you Gohan that refuses to acknowledge the guy that she's permanently stuck with. This is like marriage but more extreme. Gohan could've introduced me to him first at least." Chi-Chi said shaking her head.
"In their defense, they do like each other and you'd have met him if it was just marriage. Wait how does that make you related to us? Mother in law? Mother? My girlfriend's mom who is also my mom now?" I asked.
"Wait wait wait you two are dating? So this IS just marriage but more extreme." Chi-Chi said grabbing a seat at the table.
"Good going me, super smooth. Well if it makes you feel better, if this is marriage we can get the dragon balls, wish everyone back, and get a divine divorce so you can meet the other half of me formally. We are F/n which is Gohan mixed with Y/n who's the other half of me." I explained sitting across from her.
"I'm holding you to that, nice to meet you F/n and Y/n. You both are gonna remember this after you defuse right?" Chi-Chi asked.
"Probably honestly, it'll be nicer to meet him when he's his own person though." I said with a chuckle.
