Dracula yawns and sits up in his coffin, when he suddenly feels bad, and runs to the toilet and vomits.
Dracula: That's odd... but today's my wedding day!
Drac gets his wedding suit on, he's looking stylish.
There's a knock at the door, Dracula opens it and finds his friends.
Dracula: Hello Everybody!!
Murray: Hey Drac! You ready?
Dracula: I'm s-sc-scared... 🥺 but I know I can do it, I'm so excited to truly marry my zing!
Frank: Zingers are special! Like me and Eunice! Also has anyone seen Eunice? I haven't seen her at all last night!
Griffin: Uh oh... he doesn't know.
Wayne: maybe it's best if we tell him after the wedding, we don't want to make it awkward.
Frank: what...
Everyone smiles and runs to the car, except Frank, who walks as he questions everything he knows.
They drive to the Hotel Transylvania Cathedral!
After a few hours of setting up it's finally time.
Drac stands at the alter, looking at his beautiful daughter who will officiate it!
Drac looks to the audience, his friends are crying of joy, Jonathan's family is crying of joy too. Ericka and Eunice are feeling eachothers thighs. The other hotel monsters are super polite and excited for this momentous occasion!
Drac gets anxious, where's Johnny?
Suddenly, the lights dim.
Winnie walks down the aisle, throwing around flowers!
Dennis comes up with the rings, and places them wherever they go.
Finally, There Jonathan stands in his beautiful, long wedding dress.
Dracula blushes more than ever, Johnny is more beautiful than he's ever seen him before. Drac begins to question if he'll even be able to contain himself.
Johnny meets Dracs eyes, they zing again. It's true love.
Mavis: Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the wedding of my ex, Jonathan Loughran, and my dad, Count Dracula.
Dracula: You know it!
Everyone laughs
Mavis: Dracula, do you take Johnny to be your husband?
Dracula: I... I do!
Mavis: Johnny?
Johnny: I Do!
Mavis: Dracula... you may kiss the-
Dracula and Johnny share a long spitty kiss, it's a mess! All the spit! But it doesn't go for very long... Draculas water breaks!
Dracula: Oh poop! Johnny! I'm giving birth!
Johnny: What!? Men can't get pregnant?!
Vlad: They sure can! How do you think I had Dracula? Male Vampires give birth!
Dracula runs to the toilet in panic, followed by everyone.
Drac sits on the toilet, pushing!
Johnny: Push! Push!
Drac Pushes, but only a poop comes out.
Dracula: Phew! Just a poop!
Everyone laughs.
Then Johnnys water breaks.
Johnny: Oh no...
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Dracula x Jonathan: A Scary Love
FanfictionDracula and Jonathan unexpectedly zinged with eachother! Will they make this love work? and how will their wives react?
