In Rhonda, Branch, Poppy, and his brothers practice on hitting the perfect family harmony.
Branch:
♪ There ain't no stoppin' us Stoppin' us ♪
♪ We ain't pressin' rewind ♪
Spruce:
♪ Rewind ♪
Clay:
♪ Rewind ♪
Poppy:
♪ Rewind ♪
Branch:
♪ The sky was the limit ♪
♪ Now the stars Where we're livin' ♪
♪ It's the vibe When we're in it ♪
♪ It'll blow your mind ♪
BroZone and Poppy:
♪ It's so perfect Perfect, perfect ♪
♪ Harmony so cold ♪
♪ Perfect, perfect, perfect ♪
♪ Let it go ♪
John Dory: Stop. Stop. Timeout. Let's do it again from the top. Spruce, I want some smolder in those eyes. Clay, you're being too stiff. We need some sillier robot. Bitty B, maybe a smaller diaper.
Branch: If this diaper was any smaller, I could taste it.
Tiny Diamond: That's why I don't wear one of those. It's a hard fit to pull off.
Clay: Really great note, John Dory. Super helpful. Thanks. Thanks. Now I have a creative note for you. Stop being bossy!
John Dory: What? I'm not being bossy. I'm helping us be better.
Clay: No. No, dude. You're forcing us to be perfect, just like you always have, so we can hit the perfect family harmony.
John Dory: Yeah. For Floyd.
Spruce: Is it? Or is this all just so you can tell people what to do again?
John Dory: Wha What?
Poppy: Guys, guys. This isn't helpful right now. Let's all maybe take five, huh?
Spruce: This isn't gonna work if you keep on being the same old John Dory.
Clay: Yeah. We've all changed. Bruce settled down. Branch is slightly taller, with zero glasses and is also a vigilante. And I'm a licensed CPA. Put some respect on my name, fool!
John Dory: Well, I'm not allowed to change. I'm the oldest. I had to be the leader.
Spruce: (scoffs) You love bossing us around. Just admit it.
John Dory: Why do you think I moved to the middle of nowhere? So I didn't have to be in charge of anyone. Four little brothers is a lot of responsibility.
Spruce: (stammers) Why do you think I left? So no one would treat me like you did.
John Dory: You know what, Spruce.
Clay: It's Bruce!
Spruce: Thank you, Clay.
Branch: Guys. We can't forget about Floyd.
John Dory: Look, Branch is right. We're here for Floyd. Let's just get this done and we can go our separate ways.
Spruce: Fine.
Branch: Wait. What?
John Dory: What? The mission's the mission. (chuckles) You didn't think we'd all live together when this was all over, did you? Singing songs and roasting marshmallows?
Branch: (scoffs) Oh, I'm sorry. Is that funny to you? That I might want us to actually be a family again? Tiny Diamond, pull over. Now.
Tiny Diamond stops Rhonda.
Spruce: (scoffs) Don't be a baby, Branch. And don't think you'll go after this Bane again.
Branch: Why should I care about what you say?
Clay: Because like he says, one more back injury and it's over.
Branch: My life is not yours to make!
John Dory: You keep telling yourself you can do this even though you can't!
Branch: So that's what you think?
Spruce: Why can't you be like us and settle down instead of doing something pointless that'll end up getting you killed?
Branch: You're mad at him, but you guys do the exact same thing to me. You all still treat me like the baby of the family. But guess what? I stopped being a baby the day you guys walked out on me, 'cause I had to. Then Grandma got eaten, and there was no one else to take care of me. She's the reason I became Bat-Troll. I made a promise that I would avenge her by fighting all the criminals out there. Now, my anger outweighs my guilt. This time, I'm walking out on you.
Branch throws a crumpled up piece of paper on the floor and leaves heartbroken. Poppy un-crumples the paper.
Poppy: This is Branch's bunker. He built this for you guys.
John Dory: I didn't know.
Poppy: I guess you never asked.
The brothers are now filled with guilt.
Clay: Wait. Grandma got eaten?
Poppy: Branch, wait! Branch! (panting) Where are you going?
Branch: To save Floyd. Alone. I didn't need them growing up, and I don't need them now. What are you doing?
Poppy: What do you mean? I'm coming with you.
Branch: (scoffs) Why bother? (stammers) Aren't you gonna leave me eventually anyway? Everyone else does.
Poppy grabs Branch's hand.
Poppy: I have been by your side from the moment we met. And you've been by mine. Let's give each other some credit here.
Branch: (sighs) Right. Uh, I'm sorry. Thank you.
Poppy: You're welcome. And I'm not going anywhere. Unless it's with you. To save Floyd.
They hug each other and hear a bell.
Poppy: Tiny! You're coming too?
Tiny Diamond: Hey, what can I say? I was moved by Branch's speech and his sad, sad drawing. Guess what, Branch? Your new sidekick has arrived.
Tiny is wearing a red and green suit with a yellow cape.
Branch: Tiny, I know you want to help, but... Wait? What does the "R" stand for?
Tiny Diamond: Robin.
Branch: As in the frail midwestern Bird?
Tiny Diamond: Yeah, I know it's not Bat themed... But I thought it looks cool.
Branch: Tiny, I'm sorry but you can't be my sidekick.
Poppy: Branch. Tiny's right. Bane was able to defeat you because you were tired.
Branch: But, I can't just put a kid in harm's way. Why do you want to be a sidekick?
Tiny Diamond: Unlike you, it's not for vengeance. It's to one day be like my hero one day.
Poppy: You know he's not going to stop offering if you let him.
Branch: (sighs) Alright. Show me what you got and maybe I'll consider making you my sidekick.
Tiny Diamond: Alright! Now, let's roll.
They rode the bicycle to Mount Rageous.
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