princess gas chapter one

Chapter 1: Princess Farts
Princess Farts
Twilight Sparkle was a princess. Celestia had transformed her into an alicorn. Her wings had taken some time to adjust to but she was an excellent flyer now.

However, there was one problem. Ever since her transformation, Twilight was farting at least twice as much as she used to. Every day.

It hadn't been a problem at her coronation, but when Pinkie Pie threw her own party to celebrate, Twilight accidentally farted very loudly, and for longer than she had ever farted for in her life. She had blushed profusely while Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash laughed. Rarity had looked disgusted, but she didn't say anything, partly because she could see how embarrassed Twilight was, and partly because she didn't want to tell a princess off.

Twilight's gassiness had carried overTwilight's gassiness had carried over to her temporary transformation into a human, though she managed to keep her farts silent most of the time.

After giving up the Elements of Harmony, Twilight was at a picnic with her friends, when she suddenly felt that pressure in her bowels that was becoming all too familiar.

"Are you all right, sugarcube?" said Applejack, noticing Twilight's discomfort.

"I'm fine," said Twilight, sweating profusely. "But I should probably stretch my wings and practice flying some more."

As soon as Twilight stood up...

FFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTT!

Twilight blushed as another explosive fart made its way out of her rear.

Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie laughed.

"Uh, sorry Princess," said Rainbow Dash.

"Did you give me fart powder or something?" said Twilight suspiciously.

"I'd never think of doing that to a princess!"

"I told you I don't want you treating me any differently than before I became a princess. Although I would appreciate it if you didn't pull that kind of prank on me."

"Well, I didn't."

"Neither did I," said Pinkie Pie.

"Really?" said Twilight.

"Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!" Both fart-loving mares said at once.

"Then it must have been Discord!"

"Oh no, he couldn't have done it," said Fluttershy.

"Why couldn't he? He planted those seeds that grew into those vines that kidnapped Celestia and Luna and nearly destroyed Equestria!"

"That was the old Discord. The new Discord would never..."

"Pull a mischievous prank on a princess?" said Rainbow Dash. "That seems like EXACTLY the kind of thing he'd do!"

"One way to find out," said Twilight. She cast her summoning spell, and Discord appeared.

"Oh, what is it this time?" said Discord.

"Have you been casting any strange spells on me lately?" said Twilight.

"Whatever do you mean?"

Twilight closed her eyes and let out another loud fart. She blushed lightly at having just deliberately farted loudly in front of her friends.

Discord fell on his back laughing.

"That is so hilarious! I didn't know you could fart like that!"

"I couldn't until you cast a spell on me!"