After coming back from college, you saw a package at the front of your door. You knew what it was before picking it up and entering your house, slightly excited.
Putting the package on the table, you furiously tore up the box containing the ushanka hat that was in the box.
"Sickkk..." You whispered to yourself as you pulled out the ushanka out of the now destroyed package, soon putting it on your head. You pulled out your phone, taking a silly picture of you wearing the ushanka. A brown ushanka hat.
"Gosh I look so silly." Giggling to yourself, you took off the ushanka hat before taking another picture of it, going on your phone to send the picture to a particular group of Russians.
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Dysfunctional fam and Y/n
7:03 PM
Armenia:
Wakey wakey [Y/n]
oh my god it's been more than 6 hours.
Ukraine:
I'M PANCKING
HUFAIKCAKWK
Russia:
I'm gonna gulp down 11 shots of VODKA
[Y/N] WHERE ARE YOU
[Y/n]💍 went online
[Y/n]💍:
CHAT I'M BACK FROM COLLEGE
AND GUESS WHAT
Oh shit u guys panicking
USSR:
[Y/N]
[Y/n]
Oh thank
Okay yea we're just overreacting too much.
Estonia:
OMG UR ALIVE
OH PHEW
[Y/n]💍:
why
why tf wouldn't i be alive bru
Tsardom:
They were screaming.
And possibly forgot you were in college.
[Y/n]💍:
LMAO
Wait srry mb i shouldn't laugh
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