Up In The Sky, Heaven's Golden Gates Opened Up And Revealed A Place Called "Cherub Towne".
"Well, Howdy! I'm Cletus! Welcome To Heaven! Guess You Did Something Good To Get Here, And Good People Deserve To Give Loved Ones Special Blessings!" A Cherub Exclaimed.
Collin: Does It Make You Want To Cry
Keenie: When Your Loved One Has To Die
Cletus: Does It Hurt You Through And Through
Celestia: When Your Face Is Turning Blue
Collin: Well, Luckily For You
Keenie: There's Something We Can Do
Cletus: We Can Help Keep Them Alive
Everyone: So, You Can Watch Them Thrive
'Cause Here At C. H. E. R. U. B!
Collin: We Can Save Your Honeybun From Dying Violently
Everyone: 'Cause Here At C. H. E. R. U. B!
Keenie: No, We Never Even Ask A Fee
Collin: 'Cause Good People Spread The Love
Keenie: And We're Here For All Above
Collin: We Do The Paperwork For You
Cletus: And The Heavy Lifting, Too
Everyone: So, Sit Right Back And Let Us Bless A Soul For You
Oh, We Are C. H. E. R. U. B!
The C. H. E. R. U. B's Appear On A Small Old Fashioned T.V And Blitzø Exploded The TV With A Flintlock Pistol.
"Nice One, B!" Millie Complimented.
"Not Bad, Bossman." Hunter Said.
"Give Me Another, Mox!"
Moxxie Swept Away The Flaming Debris And Puts Another Old Fashioned TV Onto The Stand Before He Turned It On With A Scared look On His Face As The 666 News Logo Appears.
"Eh, Naw, Not Feelin' it. Next!" Blitzø Said.
Moxxie Switched The Channel And A Betty Boop Cartoon Appeared In Black And White As Blitzø And Millie Looked Bored While Hunter Covered Roxy's Eyes.
"Uh-huh, Keep Going, Keep Going, Keep Going!" Blitzø Said.
Moxxie Switched The Channel Again As A Commercial Comes Next.
"I Say, I Say! Are You Looking To Get Work Making Crazy Contraptions And Goofy Gadgets? Well, Call Me At Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea "Factory"! Where You Make The Things And I Make The Money! Please, I'm Very Desperate!" Wally Exclaimed.
"Bingo!" Blitzø Said, Shot And Exploded The TV Again.
"Woo! You're On A Roll, Sir!" Millie Cheered.
"Next Time, Let Me Take A Few Shots." Lilly Told Blitzø.
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Helluva Boss: Princess Of Lust
FanfictionBlitz, A Classic Demon Imp, Sets Out To Run His Own Small Assassin Business With His Weapons Specialist Moxxie, His Bruiser Millie, His Top Assassin Azalea, And His Receptionist Hellhound Loona. Together, They Attempt To Survive Each Other While Run...
