I.M.P Were Driving In The Immediate Murder Professionals Van, Blitzø Was Behind The Wheel As Loona Sat In The Passenger Seat While Moxxie, Millie, Hunter, Roxy And Azalea Were In The Back Seat.
Suddenly, A Rock Song Came On.
"I Love This Song!" Blitzø Said.
Blitzø: You Were The Spicy Little Demon
With The Uh Bleach Blonde Hair
As Blitzø Was Singing, Loona Looked A Little Annoyed And Moxxie, Hunter And Azalea Covered Their Ears To Block The Song As Roxy Just Blocked The Noise With Headphones While Millie Just Smiled, Not Bothered By The Music.
Fieeeendin' For That Semen
When I Caught Your Stare
Thooought It Might Be Love, But You Went
Blitzø Was Gonna Park The Van At The Office Building In The City, Only For A Pink Car To Take It.
"Oh, Holy Shit!" Blitzø Said As He Slams On The Breaks.
Blitzø Managed To Stop The Car In Time
"Oh, You Suck For Life, Do Ya? Hunt, Megaphone!" Blitzø Said.
"Fine." Striker Said, Giving Him The Megaphone.
Blitzø Went To The Passenger Seat And Yells At The People Who Took Their Spot Gets Out From The Window.
"Listen Up, You Unoriginal Pink Scum Dumb! You Have Three Goddamn Seconds To Get Your Ride Out My Parking Spot!" Blitzø Yelled Into The Megaphone.
A Woman Steps Out Of Her Car With High Heels And Blitzø Lowered The Megaphone, Feeling Shocked.
"Oh, Shit... Verosika!" Blitzø Exclaimed.
Verosika Blows A Bubble Of Pink Gum Before It Pops.
"Blitzo." Verosika Said.
"I Should Have Known You'd Be Here. I Could Smell Fish For Miles. Which Is Odd Because I Believe The Nearest Ocean Is..." Blitzø Falls And Faceplants Onto The Ground Before Lilly Walked Over To Help him Stand Up. "...Three Rings Down!"
"And I Should Have Known You'd Be Here When I Heard The Amber Alerts." Verosika Said, Holding Her Flask.
"Oh, Yeah? I'm Surprised They Let Your Fat Ass Out Of Rehab. I Can See You're Still A Drunken Whore, Verosika, Clutching Onto That Beelzejuice Bottle Like It's The Last Cock In Hell!" Blitzø Commented.
Verosika Flipped Her Long Hair Back, Dramatically.
"They Let Me Out Because I'm Still Famous, And Rehab Is For Sad, Loser Wash Ups." Verosika Took A Drink From Her Bottle And Wipes Her Mouth With Her Thumb. "...So Your Sister Says Hi."
"Why Are You Two Parking Here?! This Is The Only Parking Spot My Company Has. So Take Your Tampon Race Car Somewhere Else." Blitzø Said
"Actually, Prick, It Has My Name On It." Verosika Pointed Down To Her Name Written In Purple Spray Paint By Their Feet. I.M.P Was Crossed Out On The Ground. "I'm Doing A Bit Of Freelance For One Of The Infinitely More Successful Companies In The Building."
"No Way...", Loona Watches From The Van In Awe.
"It's Verosika Mayday." Hunter Whispered.
"And They Wanted To Have Us Come In This Week To Lead Their Team During Spring Break." Verosika Finished.
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Helluva Boss: Princess Of Lust
FanfictionBlitz, A Classic Demon Imp, Sets Out To Run His Own Small Assassin Business With His Weapons Specialist Moxxie, His Bruiser Millie, His Top Assassin Azalea, And His Receptionist Hellhound Loona. Together, They Attempt To Survive Each Other While Run...
