Casual Day In The Traveler's Serenitea Pot

a Disastrous Meeting (Harbingers Fic)

There was a Certain Important Meeting Today which Calls for ALL of the Remaining Harbinger back to Snezhnaya to discuss it…

Tartaglia Came rushing in to the meeting room, Out of breath and looks like a mess, he’s 30 minutes late

“Sorry Guys I’m Late! Some weird Ass Creature Attacked me Earlier! I had to deal with it!” he Chirps before rushing to his seat before Pierro could say Anything about it someone Else interrupted

“damn it, he still LIVES”

Both Sandrone and Dottore Says at the Same time, Immediately Pantalone Rub his temples trying not to let out a frustrated groan at his Co-Worker.

Arlecchino narrowed her eyes at Dottore as if she’s about to say something snarky but Choose not too, it’s a Waste of Energy Talking to the Doctor “Are you two admitting you tried to Assassinate a Fellow Harbinger?” Capitano Say instead with a Stern Tone.

“Someone Whose Dating someone 400 Years younger than him don’t have Room to try and Scold me” Dottore Immediate Responded “That’s Rich Coming from You Doctor” Pantalone Gave him a Threatening Smile.

“Assasinate is a Harsh Word Captain, we Merely trying to Take out the Trash” Sandrone Hummed Without Feeling Guilty at all…

Tartaglia Let out a Dramatic Gasp, His own Co worker tried to Kill him and Call him trash?!? “Pulcinella! she’s being Homophobic!” He Point at the Women “only Towards you” Sandrone Talks back with a smug grin on her face while Dottore Snickers.

“hm… I understand on the frustration of Wanting the Ginger gone” Pantalone muttered as he rub his chin “He Looks Like a Bright Lamp” He Added which Made Columbina Giggled and Dottore start Wheezing, Arlecchino Made a Chuckle before she try to cover it with her hand.

“HEY!!” Tartaglia Shouted “That’s Rich Coming from a Guy that Looks Like emo Baizhu” He Insulted back

“I’ll cut your Financial”

“I’m Sorry sir, I will be Obedient”

“You Can’t Seriously immediately Goes Submissive and Breedable for that Four Eyes” Arlecchino Click her tongue as she pointed at Pantalone who smile falter for a bit, He want to Flip her off so bad-

Soon argument Happens… Arlecchino and Pantalone throwing insults, Sandrone and Dottore Arguing with Tartaglia, Columbina giggling here and there, Pulcinella Is Asleep… probably.

Capitano Let out a Sigh as he glance at Pierro “When am I allowed to return to Natlan again, This is torture” The Captain Asked “Please do Return back to Natlan after this meeting” Pierro Responded (One less Harbinger to deal with sounds Great even if it's Capitano) while trying so hard not to Just Slam his head to the cold table… he have a feeling that they wont be getting anywhere anytime soon.

How did Such Situation escalate so badly in such a short time???

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A QUICK IMPORTANT MEETING

And it’s been 30 minutes (After Tartaglia Late arrival) of just These Children arguing with each other, The Argument Kept going on and on… back and forth and Insults were thrown at everyone.

At Some Point Capitano Got dragged into the Argument (Because of Something Dottore said) and Now it left Pierro to watch the Chaos Unfold…

The Mayor was surprisingly still fast asleep as if He’s Unaware of all the Argument.

“FUCKING BITCH!!!!”

Columina Shouted which Caught Pierro off guard, Oh dear Someone must’ve said something That she find offensive, And what worse is Pierro can’t tell who the fuck pissed her off!!

He found out the Moment Columbina got on the Table and Tackled Tartaglia to the ground-

Capitano Unleash His Sword, One foot on the Table…

Dottore who was Obviously his Target immediately Stood up “Come at Me, Whore” he taunted And that’s the Last straw

Shit goes All over the Place, Someone got thrown Out of the Window it’s probably Pantalone-

Pierro Sat there… in silence… Questioning his Life choices… somehow these bastards made him felt like His hair could go even whiter because of them.

He watch as the Cold air from the broke. Window came into the room, Columbina Strangling Tartaglia, Dottore Running for his Life And Capitano’s Sword is So close on taking that said Life.

Pulcinella Snoring in his seat, Arlecchino swearing On the top of her lungs as she look down At The broken window…

Sandrone Had Flee somewhere.

This is why He hate This kind of meeting.

No matter How Powerful, Mature or Well Mannered His Fellow Harbingers are, somehow they all just act Like this when put in one room as If Either Dottore’s Taunt works 24/7 on everyone or Tartaglia’s Stupidity Is Contagious.

Or both, Probably Both!

They end up NOT going through the important meeting because Pierro end up leaving And Allowing these Bastards to Let out steam by trying to kill each other.

“Something Bothering you My Director?” A Sweet soothing Voice Spoke.

“Your Majesty… Apologies For the Harbingers misbehavior again…” Pierro sigh as he stop walking and look Toward his Archon.

“oh please, It’s Quite lively again… the Cold always Feels better accompany by the Lively Voice of My Followers” She Wave his Worry away with her smile.

“I do… Perhaps Worry about Pantalone” She added as her smile turn to a Frown.

“We’ll get a Doctor check on him no worries Your Majesty”

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When Aether came out of his Room whistling Happily he pause when je saw a familiar Ginger sobbing While Hugging The former Geo Archon.

“what is Ed Sheeran Doing here?” The Traveler Asked Pointing at Tartaglia confused, He didn’t Remember hearing any letter about The Man’s visit.

“He said He Currently in need of Mental support after His Co-Worker Bullied him” Zhongli Says As he pat Tartaglia’s Back

“are you sure he Need support or just an excuse to grope you ass?” Aether Asked raising a Brow

“Its part of the Support” Tartaglia Was the one that Responded

“no its not, It shouldn’t be” Aether muttered Before a Hand was placed on his shoulder and he glance to his side “Just let him be” Heizou whispered.

Aether Let out a sigh before He and Heizou Walk off while Tartaglia start Sobbing in Zhongli’s arm again.