Drew:
I ring the doorbell of my bestie westie's house. Danny wanny opens the door very cutely. He was wearing a Jojo Siwa shirt from before her emo rebrand and some Jojo Siwa pants. "HI BESTIE!!!" He said as he pulled my clumsy little butt into the house. I stumble very cutely and quirkily and I fall on my face. "hhehehhhehhehehhehhehhehheheheehhehehheh" Danny giggles cutely.
"Dont laugh at me >< uwu"
Danny Wanny pulls me back up with his big manly man bad boy hands.
"Lets go to my office senpai" He says in his manly man bad boy voice.
We go to his office very cutely.
"waoah your room is vewy different"
The room covered in empty prime bottles and empty lunchly packages.
Logan Paul appears and says "I like my cheese drippy bruh" and then disappears.
"He does that sometimes"
"what"
Then Jojo Siwa appears and sings the entirety of Karma with her whole coreographed dance and entire dance crew on the island it was filmed on.
"W H A T T H E F U C K"
"she also does that sometimes"
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Hey man I know we're both married but like... wanna make out? - Danny x Drew
HumorThis is satire - Both of their wives are out of town. So, Drew comes over to make a Collab with Danny. WHAT WILL HAPPEENENJENEJNEBHBGHBHBSXXH???????!!?!??!??!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! - Lol this is gonna suck ass booty cheeks.
