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Jade had ordered from a restaurant, it was rumoured to have food poisoning, but she didn't believe it. She got it delivered to her car, and went into an underground parking lot to enjoy it.
She ordered the poutine, with extra extra sauce, and more fries. It was HEAVENLY. She got out some extra cheese, took out her portable melter, and melted some cheese. She dipped a bunch of fries, along with her gravy into the cheese.
It was even better! She continued doing this, until she finally got to the bottom of the bowl. Since she was stuffed, she couldn't drive properly, so she just waited in the parking lot till it went away.
While waiting there, she started to notice her stomach bloating. She realized that her stomach wasn't accepting the poutine, and it was rejecting it into a bloat. It grumbled, and rumbled, and gurgled.
She tried to reduce the bloating by pushing her stomach down, but that just made it way worse. It felt like she had diarrhea, but it was all just stuck up in her stomach.
Soon after that had happened, she finally needed to poop but..this was a public parking lot, so everyone would see her doing her business. She climbed into the back seat of the car, and found a towel with a mason jar. She bent down over the small glass jar, and started to push it out. It came of really FAST and all went into the mason jar.
She was still pooping, when she realized that the mason jar was full! She wiped with the towel while still having diarrhea in her stomach, and searched for something else to poop and fart in. Eventually she settled down on a compartment in the trunk. She pushed it out once again, it came out even faster and it hurt, a LOT. It was all coming out at once and it would not accept any breaks.
