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Mote: Welp

Mote added Keiko and Daku

Kaito: Damn they got cursed?

Kusonoki: Unfortunately yes

Futao: Keiko, idk if you remember me but I'm sorry I tried to kill you that one time

Keiko: It's ok it's not your fault it's the lady wearing all black who controlled you to try to kill me wasn't it?

Futao: Yes

Daku: So she cursed all of y'all too?

Megumi: Yes

Daku: Why?

Shaku: Bc lobg ago my dad trued to kill the witch butshe tricked him and cursed our whole bloodline for revenge :/

Hanzu: GUYS

Mote: What is it old hag?

Hanzu: KAZEKO FOUND A CAR AND SHE'S RUNNING IT INTO EVERY TREE

Kusonoki: wth-

Hanzu: HOW IS THIS CAR NOT BREAKING?? IS IT INDESTRUCTIBLE??

Kaito: What does it look like?

Hanzu: Erm Futao she's headed for your village-

Futao: Oh. OH- LMAO SHE JUST RAN OVER MOTE

Hiachi: HAHAAHHHAHAAHHHAAHAHAAAH L MOTE

Mote: Ouch-

Mote: Wait a min...

Mote: Is that Kintoru's Gucci car??

Hanzu: Kintoru's WHAT??

Kuriko: omg y'all are so dead

Kintoru has added Kintoru

Mote: HOW-

Kintoru: Has anybody seen my Gucci car?

Hanzu: Erm-

Mote: Oh Kazeko stole it and Hanzu is riding with her

Kintoru: WAIT KAZEKO IS 14 HOW DOES SHE KNOW HOW TO DRIVE??

Kazeko: I don't.

Futao: WAIT KAZEKO AREN'T YOU DRIVING??

Kazeko: Yes

Futao: THEN HOW TF ARE YOU TEXTING??

Kazeko: Um oops

Hiachi: ??

Hanzu: OMG KAZEKO WE ARE SO DEAD

Biwaki: What happened?

Futao: While Kazeko was texting and not paying attention where she was going she um...

Mote: BAHAHHHAHAAAHAHAAHA SHE RAN OVER KINTORU AND DROVE HER OFF A CLIFF

Kazeko: Well I didn't mean to hit her but after I did I thought that I might as well drive her off a cliff

Mihari: Slay Kazeko

Mote: hold on lemme just...

Mote has removed Kintoru

Futao: Yk she'll prob just add herself back

Mote: But I blocked her

Kusonoki: You do realize she can easily get a new number?

Mote: O yeah...

Hanzu: Kazeko finally parked the damn car

Kazeko: Kintoru just yelled at me for stealing her car and running over her with it :(

Mote: L

Kazeko: Y'all this cactus looks delicious

Hanzu: KAZEKO DON'T YOU DARE-

Mote: Yes Kazeko eat it. It gives you super powers, trust

Kazeko: Really?

Mote: YES, trust

Kazeko: Liar. Ik it won't but I wanna eat it anyways

Hanzu: If you don't eat the cactus I'll give you a hug.

Kazeko: Fr? You hate hugs tho

Hanzu: Hurry before I change my mind.

Kazeko: Kk!

Futao: Awwww how sweet!

Mote: EWWWWWW

Megumi: I'm pretty sure Kazeko is the reason shampoo has instructions btw

Hiachi: Mom can I have a hug too?

Futao: Of course Hiachi!

Biwaki: Dad I wanna hug too!

Kaito: k! Mihari get your ass over here and hug your family.

Mihari: No

Kaito: I will takd away your social media

Mihari: NOOOOOOOOO ok fine

Megumi: Kuriko, hug?

Kuriko: ig

Kusonoki: Hirosa didn't even say anything but ran to give me a hug :)

Keiko: I wish I could hug Yasu but I'm glad he's not cursed

Mote: Yet... XD


(Idk how old Kazeko is, I just said 14 since I'm 14 :/)

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