Mortality Bites

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Damien and Philip future selves

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Damien and Philip future selves.

Scene: Halliwell manor. Kitchen. Piper brings in the groceries. She's holding her Philip ,  Prue and Phoebe smell something.]

Phoebe: Whoa. What did you buy?

Piper: Doodie.

Prue: We weren't out of that.

Piper: No, I stepped in it, again. That man has turned our front walk into a puppy minefield.

Philip : seriously again?

Phoebe: I can not believe that guy still lets his dog do his business right in front of our house.

Prue: Yeah, well, we've left notes.

Piper: And gotten nowhere.

Phoebe: Yeah, well, I've had it. The next time I catch him in the act, I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind.

(A dog barks.)

Philip : oh no

Piper: That couldn't be.

Phoebe: Oh, I hope it is.

(They all run to the window in the living room.)

Piper: That's them. That's the guy and his dog. I can't believe it.

Philip : unbelievable. The nerve of this man.

Prue: That is so rude. He's just gonna walk away.

Phoebe: Then don't let him. Use your magic.(they look at her) Well, if you can't teach the dog new tricks, how about the owner. Just think the money we'd save on carpet cleaning alone.

Prue: Phoebe, we can't use our magic just to teach him or anybody else a lesson.

Phoebe: Why not? It's for the greater good, I mean, I mean, that's our job, right? Think of it as community service. We'd be doing our whole block a favour.

Philip : she's right ,plus  dog isn't at fault it's the owner . the poor thing is only messing our front walk  because of him. I say we teach the jerk a lesson - off with his head.

Phoebe : see even Philip agrees.

Prue : Philip always agrees with you. It's no surprise.

Philip : hey!

Phoebe : Come on. (She opens a window.) Okay, Piper.

Piper: I hope he's not out of my range. (She freezes the guy.)

Phoebe: Prue... (Prue flicks the poo on his shoe.)

Philip : good one.

Phoebe : (He unfreezes.) An eye for an eye, a shoe for a shoe. (The guy sees the poo on his shoe and tries to wipe it off. He looks around.)

Prue, Piper, Phoebe and Philip: Ooh! (They duck.)

Prue: Did he see you?

Philip : I don't think so.

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