Insanity, a Naruto Fanfic

Chapter 2

The anbu were on the ground, sleeping in a form that wont wake them up. Blood was pooling around them and kunai were stuck in various parts of their body. Naruto looked dissapointed, "No fun they were" he pouted. "Now do you see the the danger the demon is!" Danzo yelled, standing up from his seat. "Yes I am a danger, yes but only because people kill old me. Now new me is made!" Naruto said and then giggled. "We need to lock him up and take him away. You have all seen what he could do! Hes a danger to the village!" Danzo yelled. "Didnt you hear him? Its the citizens fault he ended up like that. If anything, the people should be locked up for their cruelty" Hiashi said. Danzo growled angrily and slammed his ass down into the chair. Most, if not all of the ninja council liked Naruto. It was Danzo who hated him. Hiruzen continued "We will not punish him or the civilians. We will let him enroll in the ninja academy at age 12 an-". Danzo interruped him, "You old fool" He spat out, "The demon cannot be allowed in the academy with the children!". He stood up again and stormed out of the room. "Well that was a first" Tsume said. "Yes, it was a first" Naruto said sounding suprisingly sane. "Naruto, y-you sound s-sane!" Hiruzen said. "Nope, me no sane. No no. People take it away. Now Naruto become new like me" He said giggling. Hiruzen sighed. When he thought he heard that bit of sanity in his voice he became estatic. The doctors said that the villagers pushed him over the edge of ever coming back. "Bye bye!" He yelled as Hiruzen escorted him back to the hospital. The meeting was over and everything was decided. Because Naruto was at least ten times more advanced than the academy students, he wouldnt have to take the test and would just be put into a team. He dropped him off and then immediately returned to his office. "I just hope that these villagers would someday realize that he was not always the demon they thought he was"

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"Now Naruto, dont kill anyone" Hiruzen said for the fifth time. Naruto nodded his head dejectedly. He wanted to have at least some fun in the academy. Hiruzen walked in the class, which was somewhat lively after the passing grades were given out. He waited for a moment before someone noticed him, which was none other than the famed Iruka Umino. He was not famous because of his skills in the ninja world, but because of his teaching. He could shut nearly anyone up with his 'big head jutsu' as some would call it. He immediately bowed and then looked expectantly at the class. Somewhere in the class, an boy with hair that looked like a duck's ass counted down in his head. 'Three...two...one'. Iruka's head instantly expanded to a size that even the Akimichi's couldnt rival. "SHUT UP!". Everything instantly became quiet as the class that was once loud became silent. "Hello children" Hiruzen said. "Hello Hokage-sama!" the class chorused. "Today we will be having a new student. Treat him nicely. He has a few...issues" he said before gently pushing Naruto in. "Hi!" He said, waving his hand around crazily. Naruto looked around the room carefully before instanly reappearing in front of the boy with duck ass hair. The class stared suprised at his speed that wasnt normal for a boy like him to have. "What do you want" The boy said annoyed. "Did you know, that your hair looks like a duck's ass?" Naruto said before jumping away, giggling. Half the class roared in laughter, mainly the boys while the girls were trying and failing miserably to hit Naruto. Once everyone settled down, Iruka started to call out the teams. Naruto started to zone out and suddenly snapped back to reality once his name was called. "Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha, Katsumi Shira, and Sakura Haruno". Naruto was confused. Old man didnt do this on purpose did he? Soon everyone left, while they were the last ones left, waiting for their sensei to arrive. "Dahdadadadada" Naruto sang while he hung from the ceiling, right above the door. Sasuke was sitting in a chair with Sakura staring at him continuously. Katsumi was tapping her fingers on the dest, bored out of her mind. Suddenly Naruto grew quiet. "So hes coming now" He growled to himself. The others looked at him in confusion. The door opened and suddenly Naruto jumped down from the ground and started to engage him in a fierce taijutsu battle. Even if Kakashi was good at taijutsu, he wasnt as good without his sharingan exposed, and he knew it. He was immediately punched in the stomach and slammed into the wall. "I cant kill you, no I cant, no I cant, because old man said no playtime. No be late or you get hurt" Naruto said before dissapearing in a swirl of leaves. Sakura and Katsumi immediately ran to help Kakashi up. "Damn, that kid has muscles" He grunted. He probably had a few broken bones, but something like that wont stop him from reading his Icha Icha book. "Meet me at the top of the academy" He said before shunshining up to the top of the building. "W-what? How did you know we would meet here?" Kakashi asked suprised. Naruto was standing on the railing, his hands in his pockets. His back was facing Kakashi and he looked like he was thinking. "People are cruel" He said, suprisingly calm and sounding sane. Kakashi's eyes widened in suprise. The third hokage had told him that he was insane and was pushed over the edge by the villagers. But if that was true, than why did he sound sane? "Hey sensei!" Katsumi said endergetically. Kakashi sighed. He didnt want to put up with a team filled with insane/sane, hyper, emo, and fangirling people. Sometimes he wondered why he ever tried to become a jonin sensei.