obama...?

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mickey is horrified.

just then... wait... OBAMA???!??!

Mickey: o-o-o-o-o-o-o-obama??? my true love???????

Obama: I'm back from the dead pookie looking dookie snookie mookie nookie rookie pumpkinass sparkledash

mickey: OH MY GODDD ONAVSNSN 😭😭😭

then Riggy appeared OUT OF NOWHERE AND BLEW UP OBAMA

MICKEY: NOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭🧏‍♂️🧏‍♂️🧏‍♂️🧏‍♂️😭😭😭

Riggy: sorry... but that was cloama 😔 CloneVPN got to him and he got cloned 🤧🤧🤧

MICKEY: WHAT?!

Riggy: 𝓘 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓹𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝓮𝔂𝓮

MICKEY: *sob*

RIGGY: SHUT UP UGLY shut your bubble gum dumb dumb skin tone chicken bone google chrome no homo flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones over grown flint stone X and Y Chromosome friend zome sylvester stalone sierra leon head ass up

Mickey: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

*hous explodes*

Riggy: bye bye house /ref 😨
Mickey: MY HOUSE 😡😡😡😡😡

Riggy: tehe!!! *levitates to the sky*

Mickey: 😨😨😨😨

Gavin: and Gavin!

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