Egotober-10-virus

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*Achoo* ugh god how the fuck can i get sick? I'm a virus for crying out loud. I'm immune to all diseases. Anti was currently at his run down apartment nestling a cold. How he got sick was a mystery to him; he didn't even know how to treat it. Ugh who would I even call everyone either hates me or is afraid of me. Whatever, I'll just wait it out. I should get better eventually, right?

*2 weeks later*

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I STILL FEEL LIKE SHIT ugh whatever ive got plans i need to do. Now then let's go rob a bank hehe. Anti glitches in front of a bank feeling a small bit lightheaded. Christ feelin dizzy ugh no i'm just gonna have to power through it. Anti glitches inside the bank and disrupts the security system. SIR you can not be in here. Can it poindexter i can do whatever the hell i want and you sure as hell can't stop me not even that glorified boy scout can stop me haha now if youll excuse me ive got some money to steal-ANTISEPTICEYE...god fucking damn it cant catch a break from you can i? What you are doing is wrong stealing from hard working people some of which live paycheck to paycheck. Hero, I could give less of a shit about these people. After what anti just said jackie lunged at anti tackling him to the ground. Ack get off me you reject comic book hero wannabe.anti glitches jackie and himself to the roof of said bank. Erm not until you take back what you said. The more Jackie fought with anti the more anti was getting tired until anti stopped fighting all together and passed out. Now listen you little shit-uh-anti you alright? Anti? Jackie was gonna pummel his ideotic brother to the ground when he stopped and noticed how pale he was. Christ anti what happened to you. Jackie picked him up and noticed the heat that was radiating off of him. Ugh of course you're sick, *sighs* Come on, let's get you somewhere safe. Anti woke up feeling a tiny bit better taking notice of the cool rag on his forehead. Ah ante your awake how do you feel. Like shit hero like shit. Welp that's what you get for trying to steal peoples money anyways here take some medicine and go back to sleep and let good ole jackie take care of you. I've died and gone to hell aren't I? Aw love you glitch bitch.

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