Writing about my boy he's so under-appreciated.
Ello my name is Angus the survival hunter and today we are exploring this weird looking cave I found in the middle of nowhere. Now kiddies don't try this at home. Leave this to professional idiots okay ill say goodbye for now and come back later if i find anything worth documenting.
*an hour later*
Hey kiddies lookie what angus brought home this weird looking mask i found in a cracked wall in the cave. Hm its pretty beat up almost like nobody wanted me to find it...welp im sure its fine im professional after all if something were dangerous-*SLAM* listen here you bear grylls wannabe give me back my mask and nobody gets hurt. Excuse me, who are you? Not important, just give me my mask back. a stranger grabs their mask back and grumbles back to the cave. Well that could have gone worse anyways i hope you kiddies out there enjoyed angus the survival hunter wild adventure tune in next time for another great adventure. Bye bye.
