This ends with a Meal - Dandadan Fanfic

10 - Airheads

Previously...

"Hey...

Show us your junk."

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Music Video because vibes, yes. Also reminds me of Dandadan.

And I got to watch the masterful Declan live during the weekend... Gotta share it.

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Okarun stands there, stunned until Momo begins to speak again.

"I'm talking about what Turbo Granny said... You're cursed because she took your schlong." Momo declares as she crosses her arms. Y/n watches with her mouth agape, watching the scene unfold.

"SHE WHAT?!" Okarun screams before immediately checking himself. He lifts his shirt and drawers so only he can see.

"IT'S GOOOOOOOONE!!!" Okarun shrieks at the ceiling in terror, clutching his head as swirls appear in the lenses of his glasses.

"Huh? No way!" Momo snickers, covering the smile on her face with her free hand. She steps closer as her curiosity and astoundment gets the best of her.

"What's down there? Lemme see!" Momo playfully requests of the grumbling boy. Y/n quietly steps closer as well, curious herself.

"As if I'd ever show you! Are you an ignoramus?!" Okarun shouts as he jumps back into a defensive stance.

"Why not? There's nothing there." Momo dismisses, just wanting to see if he still has his junk.

"It would be like looking at a mannequin, right? What's the harm?" Y/n adds, genuinely not seeing what's wrong if there's nothing to see.

"I STILL HAVE MY BALLS! BESIDES, WHETHER IT'S THERE OR NOT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!" Okarun screams, feeling cornered.

"Geez, how stingy can you get?!" Sighing, Momo walks back into her room and sits on her bean bag chair. Y/n twiddles her thumbs in her spot next to the door. And Okarun begrudgingly puts on the clothes Momo gave him as he starts to complain.

"This is the worst! What do I do now, huh?! It's gone!" Okarun whines. Momo angrily bites on her bean bag as she continues to control his curse.

"Don't blame us!" Momo barks at the boy.

"Miss Ayase, you're the one who made it into a contest!" Okarun states defiantly. Y/n gasps as she sits crisscross on the floor, getting invested. Y/n then turns to an invisible camera and whispers out of the others' hearing range.

"They're young and settling things with their words, so I don't think it's right for me to step in right now." Y/n defends her by-stander stance before turning back to watch.

"Hah?! I wasn't interested in your paranormal baloney in the first place! You were the one talking mad crap, looking for a fight!" Momo says matter-of-factly, clearly agitated. Okarun stays silent for a moment, having finished putting on clothes now.

"I didn't want to let the opportunity slip away." Okarun says, deciding to be honest with his feelings. Momo listens attentively- along with Y/n in the corner.

"I've always wanted a friend... And I was thinking I didn't want to risk losing this chance." Okarun thinks back to when he first met the two girls he is now entangled with. In a faint memory, their figures show leaving the classroom after protecting him from being bullied by a group of rude boys. 

"That's why... I was so desperate to talk to you both." The boy shifts uncomfortably as he looks down with sadness seeping from him.

"But I should have known... You live in a different world than I do... You're not people a person like me should be trying to talk to..." His face is hidden from the two girls as he continues to speak.