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The next morning Siddharth asked Avneet to write him a bucket list. But apparently the princess didn't have the concept of what a bucket list was, so Siddharth decided he would take matters into his own hands.
Siddharth thought of all the things that Avneet would like, along with some that he liked, and made him a secret bucket list that he would accomplish with Avneet in the following month.The first item on Siddharth's list was to show Avneet corn.
Siddharth left Avneet in the bedroom and went down to the fridge. He had told Avneet that he would grab her some corn. When he returned to his bedroom, he saw a very curious Avneet sitting on the edge of his bed, bouncing slightly and eyeing Siddharth's hand with great interest.
"Oh! This is the corn sania talked about? Can I see it please?"
"Yeah sure." He threw the yellow object towards Avneet . Avneet caressed the outline of the corn as if it was a precious artifact of great value, while looking very confused. "I never knew human technology was so advanced. It looks like a crop, not some device."
Siddharth laughed out loud. It was the first time Avneet saw Siddharth smile. He was smiling so wide he had wrinkles and his nose crunched. Avneet thought he looked like a really cute baby seal or literally any cute baby animals.
Siddharth snapped a shot of Avneet looking confused with the corn, then he lowered his camera. "That's because it's not. You meant porn, not corn. This is corn. We eat them. It's delicious, you should try it one day."
"Well, then where is this porn thingy?"
That was not the response Siddharth had anticipated. "Um- we probably shouldn't-" Не prayed Avneet would just leave the subject and let him die in peace.
"But you promised."
"I- fine. It's on my phone and I'll just show you some I guess. Don't make this weird."
So Siddharth opened an incognito tab on chrome and typed pornhub in the search bar. He just clicked a random one at the top: there was a chick with some buff man doing the dirty. He chucked the phone on the mattress and walked to the door. "Tell me when you finished watching."
"Wait where are you going siddo? You're not watching it with me? How am I supposed to understand?"
"What? Watch it with you?! Well- under normal circumstances, humans don't watch porn with... random people... um. This is really awkward. Geez. Fuck. I am a guy and you are a girl we shouldn't watch it together" The whole situation is so bizarre Siddharth didn't know how to respond.
" Umm but I'm a mermaid and it doesn't matter just sit alongside me."
He slumped on his bed next to Avneet and hoped for the best. The thing is, Siddharth never watched porn with other people. It's weird as fuck. Who was he supposed to watch with anyways, viraj? This might be the first time he couldn't get up while watching porn.
The video just started playing and they were already full on moaning and shit. Fake as fuck. Avneet's mouth was wide opened. She was blushing but she was also curious. Whereas Siddharth had his attention on everything but at the phone. Avneet had asked Siddharth if it really felt that good when something penetrates. Siddharth is a guy he wouldn't know how a girl feels while being penetrated, so he replied he didn't know.
After 13 long awkward minutes, the porn finally finished and Siddharth has never been more relieved. He took the phone away and let out a long breath. "Well. That's was it. Haha. Did you... enjoy it?"
Avneet didn't enjoy it one bit. She felt nothing but confused and weirded out. "What do you use it for? Why do humans watch them? They are terrible actors and they make annoying sounds."
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The Wetter the Better
FanfictionDarling, it's better down where it's wetter Starting, Avneet Kaur & Siddharth Nigam. Mermaid x human