The PuppetMaster: A Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss Story

Chapter 9: Apology Tour

This time our scene opens on V Tower, a few months before that fateful Extermination Day. Vox and Valentino were talking about something, something they would seriously regret. Something which Valentino was not on board with surprisingly.

Valentino: You can't be serious.

Vox: What's wrong with it? I get one over that smiling prick, our profits stay the same and we show others why we're the best.

Valentino: Velvette will never agree to this. She loves him more than anything! And those shoots with those two are as profitable as Angel Dust!

Vox: *gritted teeth* Well, we don't tell her. *ungrits teeth* You know what? Let's talk more about this in the bedroom, huh?

Valentino: *seductive* Oh, you know me so well. *normal* But I still think this is stupid. You haven't even explained what we're supposed to do about those brats of theirs.

Vox could only groan as he led the Moth pimp to their bedroom.

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We now cut to present day where we see a rather confused Velvette standing in front of Stolas outside his manor in his back garden while he lays by the pool.

Velvette: L-let me get this straight. You dragged me away from my babies to prep them for trick-or-treating, because you want to know how to handle a break up?!

Stolas: Well, yes. What's the problem?

Velvette: Well for one-

She's interrupted by Blitz appearing behind a wall and climbing up it.

Blitz: Hello, hello, hello, Stolas! You have- AH!

Stolas takes notice, but scowls at Blitzo for the harsh and heartbreaking words he said the night before. He covers his face in his book as Blitz falls into the bushes, climbing out, yanking a carnivorous plant off of biting his foot as he walks up to talk.

Blitz: You haven't been answering my texts, and I sent you a bunch of funny shit. So, what gives?

Stolas: I was hoping my lack of "ha ha's" in response to the photos you sent would be an indicator I didn't want to talk right now.

Blitz: Oh, come on, Stolas, we just had a rough night. 'Sides, you always want to hear from me.

Velvette: Uh, considering he called me just now, no he doesn't.

Blitz: Oh shut up, Dolly. This has nothing to do with you. This is between me and Stolas~.

He says as he presses down on the middle of the book Stolas is reading so the two would see eye to eye.

Stolas: *sighs, closing the book* What is ot you want, Blitz?

Blitz: I wanna feel like I'm earning my way to Earth! 'Kay? So get your tight, feathered ass out of that lawn chair and into the bedroom so I can fuck it!

Blitz climbs on top of Stolas as he speaks, but the latter does not reciprocate the intentions. Stolas frowns as he gets out of the chair and moves to the tea table.

Stolas: *sarcastically* Wow. Poetry. I'm sure such a statement would have had me swooning by now.

Velvette: Ouch, that's cold mate.

Blitz was shocked that his usual sexual intentions wasn't working on Stolas and how Stolas is now cold toward him.

Blitz: Uhhh, I- Sh- Yeah, sure that wa- Okay, that was a shitty way for me to say it- But you usually like it when I talk all dirty, and fucky, and shit.