Shocktober Short 5: Spilling the Tea Pilot

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Today's Shocktober Short opens in the woods from the Camping Trilogy at the dead of night. Around a campfire, were three green couches, the one on the right had Verosika and Panty sitting on it, the left had Octavia and Velvette, and the center had a large, black man in a mess hall chef uniform, and Nightmarionne.

Nightmarionne: Well, hello again! My Spooketeers! Ha ha! Tonight, Shocktober 2025 is staring with a new sub-series! I call it: SPILLING THE TEA!!! *bats fly away* Since the studio for it is under construction, I thought it'd be best for our pilot episode to be in the woods. You know, like that episode of The Juice-

Velvette: This was SUPPOSED to be a weekend retreat for the two of us.

Nightmarionne: ....Happy accidents. Anyway, as you can tell, tonight I have Velvette, Panty, Verosika, Octavia, and my godfather Chef Norbert Hatchet

 Anyway, as you can tell, tonight I have Velvette, Panty, Verosika, Octavia, and my godfather Chef Norbert Hatchet

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as my guests.

Everyone said their hellos to the audience as Nighmarionne continued.

Nightmarionne: From the next episode onwards, we shall choose a prompt at random, but in honour of Shocktober, tonight we shall each share the scariest moment of our lives/afterlives. HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!

Velvette: *smirks* Well, I do like a bit of gossip myself, so I'll start the Tea Spilling. *hmms* I think the scariest moment while down here, was when a certain SOMEONE threw my daughter off a thousand foot tower!

She started of calmly, then her voiced raises with every word as she gave Nightmarionne a death stare, which perturbed him a bit.

Nightmarionne: Um. The scariest moment in my life? A bee flew onto my nose when I was 7 and I had a staring contest with it.... couldn't move for 3 hours after it flew off.

This sent everyone into fits of laughter as the tension broke between them.

Chef Hatchet: Ha ha ha! I honestly couldn't think that'd be funnier even after all these years! Hee hee! *breathes in* But I don't got any scary moments, unlike you guys. I'm a tough cookie.

Octavia: *Deadpans* Really? Then explain this for us.

She takes out her phone, and brings up an episode of "Ask Chef" from during Total Drama World Tour.


Chef Hatchet: *sputters* Th- that was just a prank!!

But everyone else wasn't fooled.

Nightmarionne: Well, since we all should know by now, whatever Verosika's scariest moment was what made her scared of mice...

Verosika: *undignified* IS NOT!!!

Nightmarionne: What was your scariest experience, Panty?

Panty: *scoffs* Like I get scared as a limp dick geek. *smirks* I'd probably say the only way I'd get scared, is if someone tricked me into attending a *quote marks* "Sexual Harrassment" Seminar.

Verosika: *rolls eyes* Please. Yesterday, you told me you were terrified that your sister would be in a toxic relationship like with that fat ghost a while back.

Panty: *wide eyed and hiding a blush* UHHH.... hypothetically IF I ever said that.

Nightmarionne: Panty, we get it. You're a tsundere sex-maniac.

Panty: HEY!!

As Nightmarionne continues, faint static appears in the background.

Nightmarionne: So Verosika, want to prove me wrong?

Verosika: *static grows louder* Yes I do! My scariest experience was when-

She stopped abruptly, seeing something near but behind Nightmarionne, stuttering in shock.

Nightmarionne: When what?

Verosika: *squeaks* B-b-behind you.

Nightmarionne and the others, while confused, turn around, and are shocked to see a tall, pale, faceless man with six tentacles protruding from his back, emitting the static.

Nightmarionne and the others, while confused, turn around, and are shocked to see a tall, pale, faceless man with six tentacles protruding from his back, emitting the static

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Panty: What the FUCK?!

Velvette: IS THAT SLENDERMAN?!?

Chef Hatchet:

Everyone scatters, trying to get as far as they can from the Faceless Creepy pasta as possible, meanwhile his static overtakes the area, disabling the cameras.

Well, Shocktober is ready for round 2, babies! While Hazbin Hotel Season 2 is coming out two days before Halloween, I will be doing the shorts and hopefully sticking to writing my other book, before moving onto arc 2, where hopefully helluva boss season 3, WILL be released in its entirety. Until then, Happy Shocktober everybody!!!

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