Hazbin A Helluva Show

An Unholy Bargain, A Demonic Seal

With a master plan, that must be revealed.

You awake with a jolt. You were in a bed. Looking around the room, you knew the familiar sight. It was Charlie's room in the Hazbin Hotel.

Y/n: Aww.....fuuuuck... My head....it's on fire.

You turned your head over your shoulder and took a deep sniff of the pillow beneath your head. It smelled like Charlie, Vaggie and sex.

Y/n: ....and so are my loins~

Getting up you find that someone had cleaned up the ink off your body. You get up off the bed.

Y/n: alright Bendy. Dress me.

Silence.

Y/n: The silent treatment again? Well fuck you too~ Fuck it.

You go over and into their private bathroom, you take Charlie's bathrobe, put it on and it is absolutely too big. Then again, that was expected given how tall she is.

(How tall is she canonically?)

Walking downstairs, you find Charlie, Vaggie and the gang downstairs.

Angel: Well~ look who's here~ if it ain't the most handsome piece of ass this side of Hell~

Y/n: Thanks for the compliment, I guess. But I still ain't bangin' you.

(A/n: Although, as a bi guy, who likes my femboys I totally would.)

Charlie: y/n!

She got up from her couch and ran and glomped you. Catching her by the hips, you twirled her around then set her back down. She towered over you and grabbed your head and hugged it into, and consequently, and between her breasts.

Charlie: Oh my gosh, I was so WORRIED about you!

*Muffled* "Very good now, put me between your legs~"

Vaggie pulled your head back

"God dammit!"

Vaggie:... Easy mi corazón. (My heart) Keep it in your .... Is that Charlie's bathrobe?!

Charlie looked confused why y/n cursed and why Vaggie told y/n that as she hadn't heard  your muffled request. But as she noticed you were INDEED wearing her bathrobe, she blushes and just stared wide eyed at you, realizing that you looked HAWT in her robe, and also kinda cute since it was so big on you.

Y/n: Yeah, cause dickhead ain't answering and I am naked. Now lemme go!

Vaggie let you go, blushing and calling you a "pendejo" or an asshole in Spanish.

You turn around and kiss her on the cheek, causing her blush to deepen.

"Love you too, my Spanglish Princess~"

Angel: HOLY SHIT! YOU'RE ACTUALLY BLUSHING!

Vaggie was so embarrassed that she started cussing him out in Spanish.

You turned back to Charlie, stood on the tips of your toes, reached up and put your hands on Charlie's shoulders and brought her down and gave her a quick kiss on the lips.

"Thanks for cleaning me up by the way."

Charlie: *blushing* o-oh, yeah... No....no problem~ eheh. *Nervous chuckle*

You walk over to Husk at the bar, who was cleaning a cup.

Y/n: Do you guys have Nuka~Cola Dark down here?