Hell's Knight vs Heaven's Angels

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Y/N: Apart from those Volatile creatures it would seem that hell isn't that bad surprisingly. If it's a place that my judgement decided I wouldn't expect it to be so....nonchalant.

Sinner: Hey Birdbrain!

Y/N: *Silence*

Sinner: Hey you can ignore me if you want! I'm trying to help you out dickhead! If you haven't noticed nobody is outside right now think about why?!

Y/N: *Stops walking* Help? HELP YOU SAY?!

Sinner: What the fuck?

Y/N: I'LL SHOW YOU HOW YOU CAN HELP ME! *Splits Sinner skull* But he did have a point nobody is out right now. Probably why it's so quiet and nonchalant here. Did Miss Rosie forget to tell me something?

Rosie: *Gasps* Oh no I forgot to warn him of the extermination! I hope he gets somewhere safe...

Y/N: *Getting Angry* HOW AM I MEANT TO EXPLORE THIS PLACE PROPERLY?! NO ONE CARES TO SHOW THEIR FACES!

[The Machinations of the weak and craven draw your ire forcing the small and helpless to show their faces]

Flower Shop sinner: Listen man there is a reason no one is outside right now! H-HEY!

Y/N: *Picks up sinner* You better start talking before you end up like the rest of them.

Flower Shop sinner: What's that supposed to mean?

Y/N: *Slowly crushing windpipe*

Flower Shop flower: P-please l-let me sp-speak *breathes deeply* H-holy shit

Y/N: Talk......NOW!

Flower Shop sinner: Ok there is this yearly thing called "the exterminations" angels from heaven come down to erase sinners.

Y/N: *Skeptical* Why?

Flower Shop sinner: I don't know. They said some shit about overpopulation I think. Just please man don't hurt me and get somewhere safe.

Y/N: Hmmpf *Walks away*

Flower Shop sinner: He....He's insane no way he's making it out alive....

Y/N: Extermination......sounds like genocide which means........WAR. I crave this feeling of slaughter......my time has arrived. *Yelling* LET THE ANGELS COME! THEY WILL KNOW ME AS A THREAT! LET THEM FACE THEIR JUDGEMENT AT THE END OF MY BROADSWORD!

Sinner: *Hiding in dumpster* Dude is he fucking crazy?! OH SHIT! *Closes Dumpster*

[Just as the dinner asks that question a massive portal opens in the sky signaling the start of the extermination]

Y/N: Have they begun their assault?

Sinner: How did you know I was here?

Y/N: I always had a certain.....fascination with the craven. *Approaches sinner* It's amusing that a soul could be so small and feeble.

Sinner: Dude leave me alone please *Closes dumpster*

Y/N: *Kicks over dumpster* You should hope for survival....

Y/N: Here they come......The Guardia Compagnia taught me well I won't let it go to waste.

Exorcist: Poor Guy you don't know about our yearly visits?

Y/N: No I don't. Should I be concerned though?

Exorcist: Gonna be honest not really since you'll be dead after I'm done with you.

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