Hell's Knight (Knight Male reader x Hazbin Hotel)

Shopping

[Vaggie decided to take Y/N shopping for clothes seeing as he would need to take off his armor at some point]

Vaggie: Another problem with your armor....

Y/N: What is that problem?

Vaggie: The constant loud footsteps you make every time you move your feet. They rumble throughout the hotel and you sound like a giant beast.

Y/N: .......

Vaggie: Oh sorry no offense

Y/N: I take no offense to this statement as it's a compliment towards me.

Vaggie: *Chuckles* You're pretty strange Y/N. But in that sense we all are.

[Vaggie and Y/N arrive to the shop and Vaggie begins to pick out clothes for him]

Vaggie: Ok.....*Measures Y/N* God......This is going to be tough to do.

Y/N: Whatever is the matter Vaggie?

Vaggie: The matter is that you are ripped but also freakishly tall so it's pretty damn tricky to find you anything good.

Y/N: Would it be better for me to remove my armor?

Vaggie: *Blushing* No not right now.

Y/N: Ok as you wish.

[An hour later Vaggie still has not decided what she can get for Y/N]

Y/N: I mean not to show ungratefulness Vaggie but are you sure this is worth the hassle?

Vaggie: *Already irritated* Trust me Y/N it's fine.

Y/N: Would these work well?

Vaggie: What?

Y/N: These right here.

Vaggie: You don't know what those are called?

Y/N: I unfortunately do not......

Vaggie: They're called suits. These ones  look primarily like business suits but these could definitely work. *Gives suits*

Y/N: Ah Vaggie!

Vaggie: Huh?

[Vaggie shoving the suits into Y/Ns hands forces him to drop his sword which coincidentally was falling with the body parallel to Vaggie's skull]

Vaggie: SHIT!

[Y/N then manages to pull Vaggie out the way and catch the sword earning a blush from Vaggie and the suits dropping to the ground]

Y/N: Vaggie are alright?

Vaggie: *Blushing* Y-yea I'm fine

Y/N: I apologize as the suits are now possibly ruined......

Vaggie: They aren't ruined they just might be a little dirty though but nothing to complain over.

???: HEY! DON'T DROP MY FUCKING CLOTHES! *Walks over*

Vaggie: *Sighs* I hate my fucking mouth.

Y/N: Miss what's the issue?

???: I just fucking yelled at you what the issue was.

Vaggie: Hey all we did was drop the suits for a GREAT reason.

???: Well let me hear the reason.

Vaggie: You heard me fucking yelling. His damn sword was about to dig its way through my fucking skull.

???: Ask me if I care babe.

Vaggie: *Seething* You're acting like a fucking bitch right now....

???: Oh I know but......ask me if I care babe