The adventures of Kim and Liv possible

Royal Pain

*In Middleton high,in the gym,they are having an assembly and Barkin is at the front talking to the students who look bored*
Barkin: Listen up, people. Time has come to choose Middleton High's new student government. Class president is a magnificent burden, an excruciating opportunity. Now, let's have some nominations for this glorious, thankless task.(none of the students stand up or say anything)It's a democracy, people! Now, do as I say! Let's hear some nominations! (Kim then hits Ron on the shoulder)
Ron: Huh?(she signals to him to stand up and so he does) Mr. Barkin, from the great State of Confusion, I am proud to nominate our next class president, Kim Possible.
Rufus: Second!(Liv snorts as she tries to not laugh)
Ron: Done and done, KP.
Kim: Ron! I wanted to run for class president, not class clown.
Ron: Suit yourself. Clowns have more fun.
Liv: no they don't.
Barkin: Challengers?
Bonnie:(she suddenly stands up)I nominate Brick Flagg.
Kim: What?
Brick:(he removes the heads phones he had on and was confused at what was happening)What?
Barkin: The cheerleader versus the quarterback... classic.(Kim looks worried)
Liv: Hey,you got nothing to worry about Kim.
Ron: Right, don't worry, KP. Brick Flagg may be the most popular jock in school, but you have something he doesn't. You've got Ron Stoppable as your campaign manager!
Kim:(sarcastically)Great.(she then sighs)
Liv: You also have my help,remember?(Kim looks at Liv)
Kim: Really, You will help me?(Liv nods) oh thank you Liv!(she hugs her)

*At Middleton Mini Golf, it was Kim's turn to hit the ball and Ron was trying to helping her get a hole in one while Liv watched them with a bored expression*
Ron: Imagine the ball going not only into the Eiffel Tower, but through it.
Kim:(she then looks at him)What is this to do with my campaign? Bonnie's probably painted dozen of "Pick Brick" posters by now.
Ron: Kim, duh! The best political strategies are figured out on the golf course. Now let's move on the Old Faithful, shall we?
Kim: I don't care about big political deals! I wanna help people!
Liv: Yeah Ron,she wants to help people not play golf.
Ron: Liv, Kim is gonna have to cut out this serious thing if she wants to beat Brick. Voters hate that!(looks at Kim) Or maybe you should get a dog! Voters like dogs.
Liv: I would like a dog. Kim, we should get a dog!
Kim:I...(suddenly her kimmunicator beeps) What's the sitch, Wade?
Wade:(from the Kimmunicator) We got a hit from the majesty King Wallace.
Liv: who?
Kim: And should we know who that is?
Wade:(from the Kimmunicator) He rules a tiny European nation.
Ron: How tiny?
Wade:(from the Kimmunicator) The Middleton Mall is more crowded. Anyway, he has a son, Prince Wally, who needs your help.

*At the airport,they see their ride arrived, which was a jet*
Kim: They sent the royal jet!
Liv:Spankin'!(she and Kim high-five and they were about to go in but Ron stops them) hey! What's the big idea!
Ron: (to Kim)As campaign manager, I must veto this mission. This whole helping thing is definitely not helping you in the polls.
Kim: What polls?
Ron: These two guys I talked to in the caf.
Liv: And I know more people, so there vote don't matter now let's go!(she runs inside)
Kim:(she drags Ron inside) Let's worry about my poll numbers later.

*At Prince Wally's castle,Kim,Liv and Ron get out of the limo as Wally walks up to them to greet them*
Wally: What's up, homey homes? I'm your main dude, brother man and such.
Liv:No one talks like that,dude.
Kim: Ahh... Hello. I'm Kim, this is my sister Liv and this is Ron.
Wally:(he looks at Kim and then at Liv before looking back at Kim) you two look exactly the same.
Liv:(she crosses her arms) because we are twins you, doofus.
Kim: Liv!
Liv: I am not apologizing. His Royal As—
Wally: Hold that thought. If you could sidestep just a smidge... sun in my eyes.
Ron: I'm on it!
Kim: Wait a second, Ron. Um... Wally?
Wally: Royal Highness! If it is all the same.
Kim: couldn't you just move over a few inches, Royal Highness?
Liv: Yeah, Royal buttness.
Wally: If I fancied to move, I suppose I could.
Kim: But you don't fancy.
Wally: I haven't given it much thought, have I? (Suddenly a trumpet plays as King Wallace walks out)Daddy!
Liv:such a daddy's boy.(Kim hits her shoulder)
Kim:(whispers to her) be nice.
Liv: to Royal pain in the ass? Never.
Ron:(he walks up to him and bows)King Wallace, dude.
Rufus:(walks out of Ron's pocket and up Ron's back to bow) Hi.
Wallace: Kim and Liv Possible! Welcome to our kingdom.(Shakes Kim and then Liv's hand. But then Ron gets up and pushes Liv away as he starts shaking Wallace's hand)
Ron: We are here for you, Your Majesty. Your Majesty... how cool is that?
Wallace: You must be Wade!(pats his back)The super genius who runs Kim's and Liv's website.(Liv then snorts trying not to laugh)
Ron: Uh, no, I'm Ron. Ron Stoppable... sidekick.
Wallace: Oh,... I've never heard of you.
Ron: Right. Hmm Um. That because I prefer to, you know, work behind the scenes. I do all the important...
Wallace: Misses Possibles, could I speak to you two privately?
Kim: Sure.
Liv: hm...(they walk to him but then Ron moves in front of them)
Ron: See? I cover Kim and Liv! I'm backup!
Wallace:(he pushes Ron back) Excuse me, Don, but I really need to speak to the two Miss Possibles... alone.(Kim and Wallace then walk off, Kim then looks at Liv)
Kim: your coming?
Liv: no I think I am going to hang back with Ron. Someone needs to keep an eye on him.
Kim: alright.(she and Wallace continue walking)
Ron: That's Ron! R-O-N! Thank you.
Liv:don't worry one day everyone will know your name,
Wally: Well, I'm bored. So I'm off to ride the royal go-cart.(walks off)
Ron: Go-cart? Freestyle!
Wally:(he stops)Oh, um, would you like to come?
Ron: Dude, I'm all about go-carts!
Wally:(sighs) Very well.
Ron: Come with us Liv!
Liv: ok, it beats standing here(they all leave)