The adventures of Kim and Liv possible

Downhill

*Outside Middleton high,near the bus*
Barkin: Let's keep it moving, people! Stoppable, stow that gear.
Ron: Aye-aye, Mr.Barkin!(he had a the snowboard with him and when he turn he almost hit a boy behind him)
Boy: Hey!
Ron: My bad!(he turn again and almost hit Kim and Liv)
Kim and Liv: Ron!
Ron: Sorry, K.P. And L.P. I am just totally psyched!
Kim: Tell me about it. It's been so long since me and Liv skied without some crazed henchmen after us.
Liv: right! It would be nice to just skied for fun.
Rufus: Whoo-hoo!(he comes out of Ron's pocket)
Ron: Naked mole rat good to go.
Kim: (gasps as she sees Alan walk by) Ohh, look, Ron,Liv.
Ron: Alan Platt. He deserves our pity, K.P. And L.P.
Kim: So sad.
Liv: My he Rest In Peace.
Ron: The biggest trip of the school year...
Kim: And his parents are the chaperones.
Ron: Humiliation Nation.
Kim: Tragic. ...But better him than us,isn't Liv?
Liv: yep.
Mrs.Possible : Kimmy! livvy!
Kim: Mom?
Liv: What's the sitch?
Kim:Did we leave something at home?
Mrs.Possible: Not at all, honey. Your friend Bonnie called us.(Bonnie giggles )
Liv:(glares)she's not our friend.
Mrs.Possible: The Platts came down with the flu at the last minute.
Platts: Whoo-hoo!
Mr.Possible: So we grabbed our gear, dropped the boys at Nana's, and high-tailed it right over.
Kim: Wait! You don't mean...
Bonnie: Meet our new ski trip chaperones! Smiles!(she takes a picture)You know, it just occurred to me that some people might find it humiliating to have their parents along on a class outing.Especially one with a big photo spread in the yearbook.
Kim: You did this to us on purpose, Bonnie!
Bonnie: You two are so paranoid. I think your parents are... cute.
Liv: (she glares) ugh! You little—(Kim covers her mouth and makes sure Liv doesn't attack her)
Ron: What you got there, Dr.P.?
Mr.Possible: My homemade snowboard. I'm ready for shreddy.
Ron: Excuse me?
Kim: Dad's trying to act cool? Liv we are doomed.

*later on the bus*
Mrs.Possible: Ooh, I know a fun travel game that Kimmy and Livvy used to love on
family trips.
Mr.Possible: When kim wasn't begging for a rest stop.(the kids laugh)
Ron: Incredible!
Kim: I know! Bonnie will pay for this.
Liv: oh she will.
Ron: No, I mean this. Check it out, K.P. L.P.We're heading straight into the lair of the beast.
Kim: (reading) "The snowbeast of Mount Middleton makes tracks"?(Rufus whimpers )
Liv:(she looks over Kim's shoulder) that not real Ron.
Kim: Right. From the same hard-hitting journalist who broke the Frog Boy story.
Ron: I was personally touched by Frog Boy's struggle to fit into a world that can never truly accept him.
Kim: Ron, look at this picture.
Liv:It could be anything.
Ron: That's why the Wonder is offering $5,000 for a clear photo of the beast!
Barkin: You don't really believe all that hooey, do you, Stoppable?
Ron: Well...
Kim: Thank you, Mr.Barkin. Some of us have real issues to deal with.
Liv: exactly.
Ron: Like helping your parents with the sing-along?
Mrs.Possible: Here we go!
Mr.Possible: Join in, Kimmy and Livvy! Did you know that Kim and Liv have a beautiful singing voice?
Both: 99 bottles of pop on the wall, 99 bottles of pop
Ron: (joining in) You take one down, pass it around 98 bottles of pop on the wall 98 bottles of pop on the wall 98 bottles of pop You take one down and pass it around 97 bottles of pop on the wall

*Later at the skied resort*
Mr.Possible: make sure you collect all your personal belongings.
Barkin:(he walks up to Ron) Ready to find that snowbeast?
Ron: Mr.B.? I don't get it. You said...
Barkin: Stoppable, do you want the whole class going after the 5 Gs?
Ron: Ohhh, I gotcha.
Rufus: Ahem.
Ron: What about Rufus?
Barkin: Tell you what, Stoppable, you help me get that photo and I'll cut you in for 2%. Now, how you divvy it with your hairless pal, that's your business.
Ron: Deal. Ha ha ha!(he then looks at the twins)Catch you later, K.P. And L.P!(he then walks off with Barkin)
Kim: Ron, where are you going?
Liv: probably to look for that snow beast thing.
Mrs.Possible: (in the background) That reminds me of the cutest Kimmy and Livvy story.
Kim: (as she heard her mother talking)Ohh!
Liv: ha! I am so glad I didn't make a lot of funny decisions when I was small.(they go over towards where their mother was at.)
Mrs.Possible: So, we're on our first family ski trip, the twins were two years old and Kim takes off her clothes in the middle of the lodge and Liv runs after her telling her to put her shirt on.
Kim: Mom!(she pushes her away from the group )Heh heh. Not now. Not ever!
Mrs.Possible: Oh, honey, two year olds have been known to strut around stark naked. Am I right?
Liv: eh, she had a point,(Kim glares at her)
Bonnie: But, Please... go on.(she takes a picture)