Scary Godmothers Husband (Complete)

Chapter 6

Back at the Fright Side, the hunchback doorbell rang.

Scary Godmother: I'll get it!

She answered the door, and there stood a pizza delivery skeleton with his uniform having devil horns on the hat and a matching tail. He held a stack of boxes of pizzas.

Pizza Delivery Skeleton: Diablo Bros. Pizza. You buy, we fly.

He then handed the blue werewolf the stack of pizzas.

Pizza Delivery Skeleton: Here's your order, Scary Godmother. That'll be $197.00. Tip not included.

Scary Godmother and Zeus: (in disbelief) 200 dollars in pizza?!

Pizza Delivery Skeleton: Sure. 12 extra larges is sixteen bucks each.

Pizza Delivery Skeleton: Of course...

He then pulled out a long scroll with a flaming brushfire from the underworld blazing around him as his voice changed to that of a demon's.

Pizza Delivery Skelton: (demonic voice) ... you could always sign for it!

Zeus: Uh, no. Mine and my wife's soul is worth more than 12 pizzas.

Scary Godmother then turned to her skeleton roommate.

Scary Godmother: Pssst. Skully. You got any money?

The skeleton took the pizzas over to the snack table.

Skully: (sarcastically) Why no. I left it in my 'other pelvis'.

Scary Godmother: (dryly) Oh ha ha. Very funny.

Zeus then turned to his brother in annoyance.

Zeus: 12 pizzas, Harry?!

Harry: Naturally, I wanted to be considerate of everyone's choices.

Unfazed by his alibi, Scary Godmother gave a "hand it over" motion to him, so he emptied his wallet, but alas, nothing but bats flew out as he grinned sheepishly This made the witch sigh as her hat drooped and the blue wolfs ears dropped to. Then the skeleton got an idea.

Skully: (quietly) Ooh. Let's see if Bug-a-Boo has any money stuck to him from being under the beds all day.

The couple smirked, liking the idea.

Scary Godmother: Rrright!

Zeus: I like the sound of that!

So the three snuck into the kitchen with Skully motioning Hannah to follow them, sneaking just the way they did. The four snuck up behind the purple monster and tackled him from behind, making him yelp before laughing as a result of the tackling tickling him. They started frisking him, chucking random objects the monster has collected from under the several beds he's been in. Skully even found a candlestick as he shook his head, chucking it away, before continuing the search for money.

Harry, meanwhile, took this opportunity to grab the pizza boxes and have the pizza all for himself. Then, Hannah found a 50 dollar bill she plucked from the laughing monster.

Hannah: Ooh, I found a $50 in his underarm.

The witch, meanwhile, grabbed some $50 dollar bills she found on the monster's person as well, and Zeus found a $100 bill.

Zeus: found a $100!.

Scary Godmother: I found some, too! That'll do it.

Soon, the delivery skeleton was paid as she closed the door and turned in anger at the werewolf sneaking away.