Scary Godmothers Husband (Complete)

Chapter 5

Back at the Fright Side, Hannah and Orson went in Scary Godmother's kitchen to get some snacks as Hannah opened the fridge.

Hannah: See anything you'd like to eat?

Orson hissed as he bared his teeth about to bite Hannah before the girl noticed and grabbed two carrots, jamming them onto his fangs.

Hannah: I meant in the fridge, silly.

Orson: (mouth full) I was just kidding.

Hannah: I know. I'm not afraid of YOU.

Bug-a-Boo's Voice: Peekaboo!

She looked and saw Bugaboo pretending to scare Skully before the two guffawed it off.

Bug-a-Boo: I see you.

Hannah still rather felt reluctant around the company of the multi-eyed monster. All while Orson plucked the carrots out of his mouth.

Orson: You should be afraid of me. (gives scary vampire pose) Someday, I will be king of the night.

Hannah: Someday, I'll be movie star princess veterinarian astronaut ballerina with a pony.

Orson: Cool.

In the living room, everyone was having fun conversing and decorating the asleep Harry with random objects, such as a screwball sign, party hats on his ears, Groucho glasses, and wine glasses.

Scary Godmother: I love your dress, Ruby.

Ruby: Vhat? This old thing, I vas practically buried in it.

The vampire king, however, gave a scowl.

Max: Hmph! New fangled fashions! I remember when a vampire queen used to look like a queen.

Skully: Me too.

Max frowned at the skeleton.

Ruby: Oh, Max, it's just a modern little frock.

Max: Too modern and too little for my tastes. (gestures to below) You can practically see her ankles.

Scary Godmother: Don't freak out, Max. After all, you can see MY ankles.

To prove her point, she lifted her stocking-covered foot up.

Zeus: which to this day, will always look amazing.

Skully then also removed one of his legs.

Skully: Mine too.

Zeus then bit onto and pretended to steal it from Skully, making them laugh before handing it back to Skully.

Max: Bold, ravishing, yes. Beautiful, of course. But her ankles, really?! One century, it's corsets and bussels, and the next thing you know...

Skully and Zeus: It's platforms and miniskirts?

He unconsciously snapped his fingers near Harry's ears.

Max: Exactly!

The snap awakened the werewolf.

Harry: So as I was saying...(eagerly) ooh, snacks!

He dashed to the table with the objects hung on him flying off as the vampire king realized his mistake.

Max: (slaps his forehead) D'oh!

Once the wolf made it to the snacks, he grabbed a candied apple and tossed it up into the air, hoping to catch it with his mouth, but his brother snatched it and gave the canine an icy cold angry glare.

Harry: What? Dancing always makes me peckish.

Zeus facepalms at his brothers stupidity.

As the party went on, with Hannah and Orson running throughout the living room, Max, sporting a Jack-o-lantern party hat, sighed as he sat down on the couch. Ruby then approached her husband.