“Fish Envy”
Word spread fast. Jin was officially off the market, and his lucky “girl” was, well… a fish. ARMY took it with mixed emotions.
Jin started posting Tuna selfies, and each picture was just too much. There was Tuna in the custom tank he’d built, Tuna with her little crown, and even Tuna next to a bowl of goldfish crackers. And ARMY was not having it.
Online Comments Flood In
@ot7forever: “A FISH? Really? That tuna’s living the life I dreamed of. I bet she doesn’t even appreciate him!!”
@jin_wifey: “I can’t believe we’re losing Jin to a fish. I can’t eat sushi ever again.”
@jk_fan: “Oppa, tell me what this fish has that I don’t?! I have gills too, emotionally at least.”
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"Aqua-jealousy Hits Hard”When Jin went live with Tuna, fans had questions.
“Why her, Jin?” someone commented, and Jin laughed. “I didn’t choose her. Fate chose her for me.”
He glanced over at Tuna, who flipped her fin like a queen. “She’s sassy, independent, and doesn’t text back, which, let’s be real, is mysterious.”
ARMY wasn’t convinced. They watched Tuna wiggle around and side-eyed her hard. One fan chimed in, “Does she even know how lucky she is?!”
Jin laughed, “Of course she does! Look at her—she’s radiating confidence.”
______________________________________“Operation Breakup”
Things got serious. Some fans started “Operation Breakup,” and their strategy? Flood Jin’s live comments with tuna puns to catch his attention.
“Jin, doesn’t this relationship feel a little… fishy?”
“Is she the real deal, or is she just fishing for fame?”
And, the one that made Jin laugh so hard he nearly dropped his phone:
“Bro, does she even have… fin-tentions?”
But the more they teased, the more Jin dug in. “Guys, true love doesn’t care about scales or fins. It’s what’s inside that counts.”
ARMY wasn’t buying it, but they had to admit… maybe this was the happiest they’d seen him?
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“A Fishy Proposal”Then, Jin decided to take it further. During another live, he pulled out a little shell ring. “ARMY, I’m proposing to Tuna next week!”
The chat exploded.
@yoonies_gurl: “No way. Jin’s seriously gonna marry a FISH?”
@armyforever: “I think I just heard my heart snap like a carrot stick.”
@v_min_yoongi: “I’d like to speak to the tuna, please.”
“ARMY, don’t be jealous,” Jin teased. “She’s the love of my life.”
As the comments poured in, Tuna swam circles, unfazed. Jin smiled proudly, “Look at her; she’s playing hard to get.”
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“The Big Day”
The “wedding” day arrived, and Jin went live for the ceremony. Dressed in a tux with a bowtie that matched Tuna’s tank decor, he held up a tiny shell ring and “placed” it on her fin.
“ARMY, say hello to my Super Tuna,” he announced, grinning ear-to-ear. The chat was a mix of crying emojis, laugh emojis, and a few die-hard fans claiming they’d never eat seafood again.
“ARMY, you’re all invited to the afterparty,” Jin said with a wink. “Tuna’s already planning a conga line.”
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“Jealousy Heals”As time passed, ARMY accepted the “new Mrs. Jin.” The jealousy turned into genuine support, and fans began sending little Tuna gifts, from plushies to tiny hats. Some even created a Tuna Fan Club—“ARMY for ARFMY”—to celebrate Jin’s unusual love story.
The comments shifted too:
@jinnie_4ever: “You know, if Jin’s happy, I’m happy… even if his wife has fins.”
@fishy_stan: “I stan a queen who doesn’t say a word and lives rent-free in our hearts (and Jin’s tank).”
@the_real_fishwife: “Okay, Tuna, you won us over. Treat him well!”
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“Everlasting Waves”
In the end, ARMY learned to love the fishy romance. Fans came to cherish Jin and Tuna’s daily “slice of life” updates.
Because who could be mad when their idol was out there being his quirky, tuna-loving self? It turned out that ARMY and Tuna had one thing in common—they both loved Jin a fin-tastic amount.
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The Tuna Saga
Short StoryJin's world turns upside down when he reels in an unexpected catch on a quiet fishing trip-a tuna with an attitude. What starts as a fishy friendship soon spirals into a full-blown "romance" that shocks the entire fandom. As Jin goes all-in on his w...