One day while Hank was frolicking and stalking the chickens to try and snatch a bite of their food while they weren't looking, he felt a mysterious presence behind him. He slowly turned around and saw Jimmy his worst enemy. Even though they used to be best friends.
You may be wondering what happened between Jimmy and Hank and it's quite the story if I may tell you.
When Jimmy was a small child him and Hank would play around for hours and they would continue that for many months. Until Jimmy saw Hank chasing one of his two wives. So Jimmy marched over there and chased Hank away from his favorite wife.
Hank did not appreciate this gesture so Hank fought back and attack Jimmy. Although Hank didn't win the first battle he was determined to win the war that had just begun.
Now as I was saying Hank turned around and saw Jimmy lurking behind him. Hank glared at his enemy as Jimmy got ready to charge, but Hank was determined to win this battle.
Just as Jimmy had gotten ready to charge Hank attacked him landing a almost life threatening blow to Jimmy's neck although it did not kill Jimmy it left out him in the hospital for multiple weeks.
Even though Jimmy had attacked first Hank had no proof of this. So when Jimmy pressed charges Hank had no way of proving it was in self defense. Hank was charged with assault with a deadly weapon, his teeth for 16 years and the possibility of parole.
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Animal Lore
AcakMost of this isn't based on real events although some of it is. This was originally made just for fun and I thought it'd be fun to share it with more when just my friends just know this isn't supposed to be good stories just stupid stuff for me to a...
