Utterly Insane (Patrick Bateman x Reader)

Chapter 9- Gay Confession

Patrick is asleep in his bed with Christie and Sabrina on either side of him. Christie accidentally touches his wrist making Patrick wake up. "Don't touch the watch." He says as he moves his arm away. He gets up from the bed and goes over to his armoire. He opens the drawer where multiple scissors, blades, a coat hanger, and rusty pliers. Patrick picks up a coat hanger and begins examining it. Behind him, Cristie and Sabrina start waking up and gathering their clothes. 

"Can we go now?" Sabrina asks.

"We're not through yet." Patrick answers as he looks back at the hanger.

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Patrick opens the door for them as he takes out a stash of cash from his pocket. Both girls stumble towards the door badly bruised and scratched. Sabrina waits by the door as Patrick gives her the money and when she leaves, Patrick holds out the rest of the money to Christie as she walks past him not sparing a glance.

Patrick closes the door behind him not caring about the girl's wellbeing.

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In the Yale Club, McDermott, Patten, and Patrick are having drinks and talking about women. "If they have a good personality and they're not great-looking, then who fuckin' cares?" McDermott says.

"Just say, hypothetically, okay? What if they have a good personality?" Patrick says making the group laugh at the thought. "I know, I know."

"There are no girls with good personalities." They all say in unison, high-fiving each other.

"A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body who'll satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and will essentially keep her dumb fucking mouth shut." Patten says.

"The only girls with good personalities who are smart, or maybe funny, or halfway intelligent or talented, though God knows what the fuck that means, are ugly chicks." McDermott adds.

"Absolutely." Patten agrees.

"And this is because they have to make up for how fucking unattractive they are." McDermott says.

"Not all girls with good personalities are unattractive. Some check all of the boxes that can satisfy a man." Patrick says thinking about a certain girl who he shared many calls with.

"What are you talking about, Bateman?" McDermott asks.

"I think he is talking about Y/n Cartier. You know at the Christmas party, I saw him and Miss. Cartier getting rather close to each other." Patten teases as Patrick smiles at them.

"That reminds me. What going on between you and little Miss. Shy thing." McDermott asks taking a swing from his drink.

"Well, I have taken her to dinner and the art museum. Also, been planning on taking her to Broadway to see her favorite musical next month." Patrick lists, not wanting them to know about all the calls and little lunch dates they have done.

"How is she in bed because as you all know the quiet ones are usually the freaky ones." McDermott questions.

"A gentlemen never kiss and tell." Patrick winks making them all laugh. "Do you know what EdGein said about women?" Patrick questions the two.

"Ed Gein? Maitre d' at Canal Bar?" Patten asks.

"No. Serial killer. Wisconsin in the '50s." Patrick describes.

"What did Ed say?" McDermott says.

"When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part of me wants to take her out and talk to her, be real nice and sweet, and treat her right." Patrick quotes.