Chapter 1
It was a cold Mexican summer. Our hero pedro owned a local taco stand on the border of Mexico and the united states. He wouldve liked to float more but he only could float 3 inches off the ground and he learned this by using weird Mexican magic, the Mexican magic was powered by his taco sales. A man named Alexander and his friend Matthew szysmanski decided to come to his taco stand to give him guidance, they said “you must go into deepest Mexico and find the holy taco recipe, I know these things because I am retarded and I jiggle too much” Pedro at first was very hesitant he replied “yes sir I would like to float more than 3 inches off the ground”. Matt and Alex replied “well we will give you the map to the magic taco recipe now here you go my spouse”. Suddenly a map appeared into pedros hands and matt and Alex died instantly on the ground.
