Pedro at this point was very bored, he walked for 3 days. He thought at this point he’d surely starve. All of a sudden he saw a chicken and that chicken went into a weird looking tree. The tree looked at Pedro with a big stupid grin and then the tree said something retarded “Would you like a floating chicken?” However Pedro soon felt sick to his stomach when he realized he needed to eat something”. He looked at the chicken and then the tree” He grabbed the chicken and cooked it then ate it, the tree looked horrified it suddenly began to talk in an autistic, low functioning sort of way. The tree said “Duh Duh.” Something you should remember about the tree is it only says one word at a time. Sometimes it says more when it feels like it. Pedro looked at the chicken even though it was dead and he ate it already and he looked upon the tree. Pedro thought to himself what a stupid tree what the freak?
