What's Your Problem?! (1D Fanfiction) (COMPLETED)

Chapter 3

 Recap:

After the concert, thousands of girls ran out of the arena, trying to talk to the boys before they left. Unfortunately, Anna had something else in mind…

Anna smiled evilly at me.

“Move your butt, girly, we’re going on a road trip!” she told me. Huh. Since when did she become so mysterious? I thought.

“When? NOW? Where?” I asked her, confused.

“Just follow me! Or do you want me to handcuff you to a tree branch and have me lead the way with you and your tree branch in front of everyone?” she questioned. Ugh. No way in hell am I going near a tree branch, thank you very much. There might be bugs on it… ew. I willingly followed her.

“Fine. But you own me gummy worms.” I whined.

“Oh, don’t worry, we will get you plenty of gummy worms…” she mumbled.

Okay, I am honestly scared now. Anna never acts like this. VERY FEW times has she been this way, and it’s not pretty. She has something in her mind. And I have a feeling I won’t like what it is…:/

I followed my best friend through the dark night. (A/N LOL THIS MADE ME THINK OF BATMAN!! XD ;D) It was 9:30, so it was pretty dark. I was sure I would trip and fall of my face. Because you know, it just takes that much skill to trip over flat surfaces. Totally normal, I know.

I was just minding my own business, talking to myself, when suddenly, Anna stopped, making me literally almost fall into her. I looked up and saw a big, red bus. With “1D” written all over. Oh no…. She couldn’t… WOULDN’T…

Reading my mind, Anna said, “Oh yes we are!! Get ready for an adventure Kels!”

“Uggghhh! What the hell do you want to do in those poor boys’ bus, A?” I groaned.

“6 words: Liam. Freaking. Payne’s. Pants. And. Deodorant.” Anna stated the obvious.

“WHAT NOW O__O ANNA, I LOVE YOU TO DEATH, YOU KNOW THAT, BUT THERE’S NO. NO FUCKING WAY AM I GOING INSIDE THAT BUS FULL OF ONE DIRECTION GERMS JUST TO STEAL A BOY’S PANTS! THAT IS INSANE! WE COULD GET ARRESTED, GO TO JAIL, AND DIE THERE!” I said, freaking out.

“Kels! TAKE A CHILL PILL GIRL! The boys aren’t here, they are taking pictures and signing things for their fans! They won’t be back for a while, trust me. It will only take a second, alright? Just get in there and get Liam’s pants and deodorant. Then I can smell him every day and I won’t annoy you with One Direction crap anymore. PROMISE! PRETTY PLEASE JELLY BEAN!” She gave me the puppy eyes. She knows I can’t resist those…

I gave her a glare but nodded. What kind of person would steal someone else’s deodorant anyways? I swear fangirls are getting creepier every day. Next thing you know, they will be cloning them. Instead of being One Direction, they’ll be clONE Direction. Hehe see what I did there? No? Okay then, be that way):

“YAYY!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! I LOVE YOUU!” she squealed.

“Yeah yeah, no one likes Kelsey more than when she says yes” I said, sighting and really bored.  

We went over to the tour bus and hid behind it.

“OKAY. I WILL TRY THE CEILING, YOU TRY THE WINDOWS, IF NOT, THEN WE WILL HAVE TO GO UNDER.” Anna said.

“Orrrr, we could just try the door?” I said. I walked over to the door and opened it. To my surprise, it wasn’t locked. I snorted. What kind of idiots forget to lock the door to their tour bus? Especially with so many crazed, obsessed fangirls around. No names though. *cough cough* Anna *cough cough* But like I said, no names.

We entered the tour bus and yup, you guessed it. IT WAS A COMPLETE AND GROSS DISASTER! I mean what kind of THING lives here?

“Are you SURE this is One Direction’s tour bus? I mean, I know it says One Direction on the outside, but it might as well belong to the flying and talking toilets and this is where they come when people do their business. And they just happen to be big One Direction fans..” I asked Anna

“YES I’M SURE! NOW HELP ME LOOK THROUGH THEIR STUFF!” She exclaimed.

“Aiight. You look for his pants or underwear or whatever it is you want, and I’ll go and look in the bathroom. Although I’m scared that a piece of poo is gonna come flying out of the toilet and sink and chase me down until I fart gummy worms” I told her, giving her my puppy face.

“Drama queen” I heard her mumble. UH NO SHE DID NOT! LIKE, EXCUSE YOU! Anyways, STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF KELSEY! YOU’RE GONNA GO INSANE! UGH WHAT DID I SAY? K, FOCUS SO YOU CAN GET OUT OF THIS INFECTED TOUR BUS…

I went in the bathroom and HOLY SHIT! There were more freaking hair products than in a store. Those guys spend WAAY too much time in the bathroom and their hair. I started to look through the bathroom cabinets when I hear talking through the bathroom window. I quickly ran over to it and listened.

‘ZAYN, STOP STARING AT YOUR REFECLTION ON THE BUS AND FUCKING OPEN THE DAMN DOOR, I’M HUNGRY AND I NEED TO FEED MY BABY STOMACH! I heard one voice say.

As much as I would have liked to stay and listen to their oh so interesting conversation, note the sarcasm, I couldn’t. I had to tell Anna! OMG I AM GOING TO KILL HER ONCE WE GET OUT OF THIS BUS. IF they don’t kill us first.

“ANNA! THEY’RE OUTSIDE! LET’S GO! THERE’S A WINDOW BY THE BARTHROOM BIG ENOUGH FOR US TO FIT THROUGH AND LEAVE BEFORE THEY SEE US!’ I whisper yelled at her.

‘WHAT?! NOOOO! WAIT A SECOND, I ALMOST GOT ONE OF LIAM’S FULL OUTFIT!” She complained.

“NO TIME! LET’S GO!” I pulled her arm and ran towards the bathroom.

“NOOOO!! I DROPPED SOMETHING!” she ran back to get a shirt she dropped, but I pushed her inside the bathroom and ran back to get her the damn shirt. I swear, THIS GIRL IS GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF ME!

I had already grabbed the shirt and was about to go into the bathroom when I heard the door handle move. I looked over and saw the door moving. I quickly ran to one of the bunks and hid under the covers.

A/N:

HEEY THERE SPACE! Yeah, space 'cause probably no one is reading this ): If you read this, you can excpet a closet full of jelly beans and gummy worms tomorrow at your door!<3 and you're the best person ever and I seriously love you and always will forever!<3 Anyways! keep on readingggg ;D♥

~K