Chapter 7

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*The Next Morning*

I woke up on the ground. I looked around me and saw 5 boys sleeping. I guess we were all really tired from yesterday, them trying to get to know me better and stuff....

Yeah, I know what you're thinking: Why is she so depressed and angry about this? she is going on tour with ONE FREAKING DIRECTION! 

Yeah, in case you didn't notice, THAT IS the problem! I don't WANT to go on tour with them!

I looked at the sleeping boys around me again. Hehe... time for some prank time!!! 

I went to the kitchen and got green hair dye.  Ew green hair dye? Oh well... I went to the bathroom and poured the hair dye on their shampoo bottles. Hey, they do need a new look, don'tcha think? (; After I finished, I grabbed the whipped cream and put it all over the boys. WHIPPED CREAM MAN, BABY! ^__^ I also went to their bed and put left over whipped cream under the covers. They do say dreams are sweet, right? ;D 

After I was had finished, I went to the kitchen and started making pancakes.

When the pancakes were ready, I put chocolate syrup and some yummy blueberries over them. Yum!! Just as I was about to take a bite of my pancake, I heard a scream and went over to where the boys were sleeping. They were all awake now, and had just found out they were covered in whipped cream. 

"Good morning boys!!! Everything alright boys?" I innocently asked.

"OMG I'M COVERED IN WHIPPED CREAM!!!!! I'M THE WHIPPED CREAM MAN!!! HARRY, YOU CAN LICK THE WHIPPED CREAM OFF OF ME!!!" yelled Louis. Damn he was loud and he had just woken up. Harry gave Lou a glare but smiled a teeni-tiny bit. 

Liam was cleaning himself up, Niall was eating the whipped cream off of him, and Zayn was on freak mode screaming and complaining about his hair. I went into the kitchen and continued eating my breakfast. Not much after 5 mintues, Zayn, Louis, Liam, and Niall walked into the kitchen with clean clothes on. 

"Harry's in the shower." explained Niall, already stuffing his face with the pancakes I had made. 

Good, I thought to myself, smiling. 

"Good what?" Liam asked, confused.

Shit did I say that outloud.

"Oh.. nothing! just good that he is getting cleaned up so he won't freaking get everything dirty and spread his germs around.." I said. 

The boys all took turns showering, and I wondered why their hair wasn't green yet. But as their hair began to dry, I saw green strands of hair. Shit this was funny. As their hair got dryer, the greener it got. Soon, all of their hair was green.

I couldn't take it anymore. I burst out laughing and the boys stared at me like I was on drugs. Then they looked at each other and started laughing.

"YOU-YOU-YOU HAVE GREEN HAIR!!!" Niall burst out laughing, with tears in his eyes from laughing so much. I swear, that boy thinks everything is funny.

"OMG, YOU'RE THE HULK NIALL!!! YOU JUST NEED GREEN SKIN!!! Louis shouted. 

"Zayn, what happened to your 'precious' hair? What did you do to it?" Liam asked Zayn.

"Me? More like what did YOU do to YOUR hair?" Zayn replied back, a smirk in his face.

"LADS YOU ALL HAVE DAMN GREEN HAIR, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!" Said Harry, as if this is really amusing. 

"Li-like y-y-you don't!" Niall said, still laughing. 

"WHY DON'T YOU HAVE GREEN HAIR, KELS? COME ON, JOIN US!" Lous yelled. He was dancing and running around the kitchen.

"WAIT! How do WE have green hair, buy KELSEY doesn't?" Mhm, smart boy, Zayn.

Harry gave me a deathly look. "Bitch, you think this is funny? Just wait till I fucking get my revenge..."

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